LOL, I no! WTF??!
You forgot one.
Fuck off, you fucking douche.
I, for one, would like to stand 100% behind the opinions expressed in the OP, if for no other reason than to screw up his neat little list.
I get the bit about liking mhendo and RickJay, but what have you got against whoever else?
The world has come to a sad state when Cervaise can’t even remember his own catch-line. This never happens over at Free Republic.
I, for one, thought it was quite funny. Then again, I was always entertained by **VCO3[/] and 2.5"er.
You forgot the bit where **WhyNot **posts a post generally agreeing with the OP’s controversial stance, but wording it in a less troll like fashion. From there results are split, with half the threads turning into perfectly functional if heated debates or even kitten stroking MPSIMS fodder as people agree with her (but still not the OP, somehow), and the other half running on with her post completely ignored by everyone.
I saw Tom post just the other day! Surprised me, it did. But no, not him…and you’re definitely top five. 
whoever else is a fucker.
God, I’d hate to become predictable!
Hm. So I am in fourth or fifth position. I think I would be able to edge someone out of GD weren’t so dull lately. 
Alright, I don’t like posting in here, but I do enjoy reading these things, and I just had to say- that line made me Snort aloud and chuckle.
Very well done.
Oh, and I was going to say you forgot about Cervaise, but I see he’s already commented- I really like his comments actually, if only because they only seem to be one line and then he walks away. It’s well done.
Anyways, carry on as usual with the rancor and such, but I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for the unexpected laugh, Marley.
This is a silly thread. Of course people who have been around for a long time have somewhat predictable characteristics. If you’re going to get mad at anyone, get mad at the lurkers who suck up all of our humour and attempts at brilliance and contribute nothing. Bastards.
I saw an two-headed, albino kitten today, with a whorl in its fur in the shape of Jesus’ face.
I kicked it.
And font. Sheesh, would it kill someone to toss in some Tahoma?
I agree with silenus.
Bwahaha!
Bit transparent, there.
But thank you for sharing.
You and me both.
If I have a signature move, it’s killing threads.
I fully expect this thread to drop like a stone now.
Haaaa! I love that!
C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER.
Again, Gukumatz performs a dashing thread-sinker heist.
I’d also throw in that in a given RO thread, the chances of Diogenes the Cynic assuming a retarded position based on misreading is directly proportional to [X -amount of replies] * [Y -how the thread is related to children/sexual fantasies, where the value of Y is 0 if no relation, 1 if a perfect relation.]
crickets