What, I don’t even get considered for the position?
Fuck, dude. I thought we were friends.
Check’s in the mail, man.
Then there’s the part where some noname poster comes along and proclaims “So and so wins the thread!” (or rates the OP) in a pathetic attempt to up their post count.
WhyNot wins the thread!
cough, cough
I guess I’ve waited long enough to chime in you fucking idiot. Although actually, I just saw this thread now and I think it’s always nice to be remembered.
But I still think you’re a fuckwit 90% of the time.
I wish I had a witty reply, but at least I provided a good straight line for many of you to work with.
- Fuck you.
This is half the reason I signed up here.
Damn! That is a pretty convincing argument!
Bastard.
And Green Bean writes a long and detailed post, exhaustively discussing all of the possible ramifications of all of the issues being dealt with in the thread and some other issues too, and upon proofreading it, says “aw, fuck it,” deletes it, and goes off to post in a thread about Project Runway or something.
I’m glad I decided to read all the way through before asking this question 
Chillax goyz.
How disappointing.
You know, come to think of it, you’re absolutely right. Sorry about that.
Yes, and the OP I wrote was clearly inside that 144-minute daily window where I’m NOT a fuckwit.
That’s interesting. I interpreted Justin_Bailey’s post to mean that you are a fuckwit 100% of the time, but he only thinks of you as one 90% of the time. The other 10% he thinks you’re a dickweed. Maybe I’m over-thinking this.
- sniffles forlornly *
And nobody mentions me? Nobody mentions my predilection for verbosity, punctuated with often irrelevant, only occasionally tangentially on-topic picture links?
- weeps softly *
This is very funny.
Regards,
Shodan
Are we still allowed to do that?
Regards,
Shodan