PitBullDawg Retires from SDMB

Bye y’all. I’ll be back to read Cecil’s columns and writings. But I’ve decided this board is no longer worthy of me. Perhaps I’ll return under another name someday to toy with you and wreak havoc in general on your frail little minds. Kelli, I hope you get that weight problem under control and I really hope you get mental help (seriously). Ayesha, I would tell you to lose weight too but you have a man so I guess you don’t need to lose weight. Gawd, I can only imagine what he must look like, Ayesha. The thought of his fat sweaty ugly ass on top of you huffing and puffing has really made me ill. Nothing worse then 2 fat ugly people having sex. puke! Wally, well what can I say to you? You’re a typical wimped out male. You think by sticking up for these skanky ho’s you might actually get laid someday. LOL! What’s funny is that I’m an asshole and I can get laid anytime I want. Not only that but women call me all the time begging for me to come see them. I tell them I’m spoken for though (most of the time).

Well that’s all folks. I don’t know if they will let me post this topic or if they will pull it. Doesn’t matter though, I won’t be back to respond to it.

Bye y’all!!
Love ya!!

Keith “how much is that bulldawg in the window” P.

McKinney, TX


The ever insensitive, politically incorrect PitBullDawg.
Political correctness is a disease. Cure it with the truth.

Well, I’m doing my best to hold back the tears, PoodleBoy. It’s amusing that you were perfectly willing to yap around all of our heels until someone pimp-slapped you. Rather than waste my time saying word one about the people at whom you decided to snipe (as they can ALL defend themselves), let me just say that I doubt anyone will miss your poorly-aimed insults and lack of insight.

Thanks for stopping by. Once you grow some pubic hair, come back and test out any new ‘theories’ you might want to share. The members of this board, I’m sure, will be honest with their feedback. Once you’re an adult, I’m sure you’ll learn to appreciate different viewpoints.

By the way, I could have done a better job insulting Alphagene if I were in a COMA, had I had any REAL arguements. You clearly did NOT… ‘Alphlegm,’ indeed… you’re too far down to kick, my little friend. Skulk off and convince yourself that we’re not worthy, and we’ll all stay here and laugh at the memory that is you.

Bye-bye

“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats

:: sobbing, tearing out huge patches of my hair, rolling on the floor in grief::

Oh no, PittBullShit doesn’t love me, he thinks I’m ::sob:: ugly ::sob::.

How will I ever go on?

Give it up idiot. You remind me of another kid we used to have around here who would throw down the gaunlet, then proclaim “I don’t care what you say, I won’t be reading this” (paraphrased quote from Mr. Rogers A what the heck ever). Get real snookem’s, you’ll be reading this, you won’t be able to help yourself.

It seems you have a problem with people who like themselves no matter what they look like.

Now pardon me while I roll on the floor and laugh my big fat butt off at you.

I’ll just wait until everyone else you mentioned comes here and begins to weep so we can mourn our loss together.


Ayesha - Lioness


There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

Hey PBD…

Normally I wouldn’t comment on this, cuz I don’t know you or any of your posts, but after reading this, fucking good riddance! What a chickenshit way to go out!

 What's the matter? Get shot down too many times, so now its time to go home? Fucking coward! Or most likely a combination of immaturity and low self esteem... having to resort to cheapshots. I can already tell you are a hit with the ladies...

When you decide to come back and grace us all with your presence, pick the name RINGNECK- It’ll show us all that you pulled you head out of your ass!

Today today today, I consider myself self self, the luckiest poster oster, oster on the face of the earthearth, earth


You can feel free to call me Mr. Tied for 26th place on the favorite poster’s list.

Well, of course you will never read this, my dear PitBullDawg. But just to set the record straight for once and for all on this one: you are one disturbed motherfucker.

Oh, and what Mully said said said


Coldfire: second to none but Satan.


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Let’s see Keith, you won’t be posting online but you’ll be having a lot of sex.

So, how long will you be in prison?

Oh, darn. Now where am I going to go for my daily dose of bigotry, stupidity and adolescence?

At least there’s still the LBMB.

Well jeez, I know I’m gonna miss you… Where else could I go to see such childish behaviour… oh yeah, I work with young uns all day long…altho about now they seem way beyond you in intelligence. How wonderful that you can get laid anytime you like, do you do other breeds, or just stick to the pit bull variety?


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

I wouldn’t brag about women begging for you to come see them. (If that is even a true statement) It has been my experience that any woman that has to beg a man to fuck her can’t be something to brag about. Especially a half-witted man. Go back to the dog pound, PitBullDope.


so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

well, it hasn’t been my PERSONAL experience, it’s just a figure a speech. gotta watch how word things around these parts…


so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

Shit, I was just starting to really like that guy. You all should be ashamed of yourselves for chasing away a poster that gave us all his honest insight and intelligent opionions.
Makes me think of leaving this place myself.
Zette


Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…-(Sweet)
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity

extry! extry! Read all about it!!

PitBullDawg Retires From SDMB After 2 Full Weeks!
Teeming Millions Wonder “Who the fuck is PBD anyway??”
Several Seconds of Apathy Planned in Response

Don’t let that cage door hit you on the way in!

-Melin

That was the first post I’ve ever read from PitBullDawg - how marvelously pathetic! I want to thank whoever it was that chased him away.

Even the Pit has standards.


Hell is Other People.

He’s all bark until you bap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and he goes running off yapping.

Typical wimpy male.


I’m not perky.

andros: Several Seconds of Apathy Planned in Response.

There’s a tidbit of overstated embroidery, if ever I saw such.

Well, ah does mah best.

Clearly you are in desperate need of a beer. Or twelve.


Hell is Other People.

Spell it with me everyone:
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E-R!!
Just the ladies now!!
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E-R!!

These comments are sooooo textbook for a adolescent who is given to frequently pleasuring himself. Just thought I’d interject.


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.