PitBullDawg Retires from SDMB

Uh, Rousseau, how would you know ?

And yeah UncleBeer, down a six-pack or two. I actually had to re-read that sentence of yours to understand it. This sort of behaviour doesn’t fit a guy like yourself :wink:


Coldfire: second to none but Satan.


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

“Pitts”–there’s my argument! Give Texas back to Mexico.


“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

PittBullDawg is a plumber?


It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

Rousseau, now sing it to the old Mickey Mouse Show theme.

MAS, TUR, B, AT, ER

PIT BULL DAWG
(PIT BULL DAWG)

PIT BULL DAWG
(PIT BULL DAWG)

MAS, TUR, B, AT, ER

PITBULLDAWG!

This is the first I’ve heard of this guy and I feel confident in disliking him for two reasons. 1) That post! 2) I like all of you, and you don’t like him.

PitBulldawg, I have to say thank you, thank you, thank you for this topic. As a result I have laughed my head off at some of the cleverest put downs ever put on this board!
Way to go, everyone! A+++++

Dawg–you need to be dipped–the flea bites have driven you insane!

What do you expect from someone who thinks Chick Comics are the source of all truth?


I never could get the hang of Thursdays. - Arthur Dent

Just another, “You guys all suck”, “I’m leaving” post.

Move along, nothing to see here folks.

Holy shit! It’s so clear now!

::slaps head::

PitBullDawg is actually…John Rocker!


“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only if they dress up as werewolves.”
–Preacher

A ghaoil! I hope I didn’t hurt the little fella’s feelings.
Dr. Watson
“Deus ex machina? Where?”

OH HO!!! Blindsided by Coldfire!!! Of all people!!!

Actually, I’d love to say that I learned that in some psych course or book. But the sick truth is that I learned it from Loveline. Dr. Drew is my hero. Some guy called up, identifying himself as “P. Dawg,” and proceeded to make assertions pretty similar to the ones above (at this point, Drew immediately identified him as someone who goes through a box and a half of tissues a week). Mr. Dawg then went on to admit that lately he had been eyeing some of his male associates…I won’t get into the details.

No, but seriously, I learned it from Loveline. You’d be surprised what you can learn from Drew.


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

“Do you have any sense of decorum? I was trying to light a fart here, and you just blithely interrupted…”
-Adam Corolla, Loveline

I love that show.


JMCJ

Not Even Mentioned
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire

I give him three days at most before he comes back.

Where are those anti-troll mines when you need them?


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Yeah Seale, but what will be his name ?

10 bucks says it’s gonna be “RottweilerHound” or something.
Oh Rousseau: For the Record, I was just fooling aroung with ya. Got caught up in the moment, so to say. How could I insult my fellow Viking Hunter ?

(That would be someone who HUNTS VIKINGS :wink: )


Coldfire: second to none but Satan.


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

As someone who’s brother was in VS-38 (The Red Griffons) All I can say is that (SB-3) Vikings do the Hunting, and are not the hunted.


>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

—The dragon observes

I just got back into town, and what do I see?
Da Dawg is going away.
You guys shoulda been a little nicer to him.
I miss him already.

Hey,Dawg, how is the sex in Leavenworth, anyway?
Y’all come back now, hear?

Well if my previous post is on the money he’s going from PitBullDawg to CellBlockBitch.

In which case, “SkinnyWhiteBoyDroppedTheSoap” is also an option…


Coldfire: second to none but Satan.


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Being new to the SDMB, that’s the first post I’ve read from him as well, fortunately. My only comment is I’m embarrassed to learn that he’s from Texas. Trust me, folks, not all of us Texans are idiots like PitBull.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

My guess is his new name will be something like “GwadTtipLlub.” It will take him about three and a half hours to figure out how to spell his old name backwards, so he will assume that the rest of us won’t be able to figure it out.

:rolleyes:
haHA!! A new toy!!


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

PBD,
On top of all of your other wonderful qualities that make you such a wonderful human being, I guess we can call you a LIARtoo.

You promised to leave. You started a whole thread pledging to go away. Yet you couldn’t resist the urge to drop more feces in the “Captain Ed: Racist Scumbag” thread. http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000541.html

Didn’t your parents teach you to keep your promises?

Please retreat back to your outhouse (or get mama to put your diaper back on, little boy) and finish your business in private. As if the Captain Ed threads don’t smell bad enough, you’re really stinkin’ up the Pit.

-K