Proof that Bulldawg is our old troll PITBULLDAWG

[kellibelli]

Posted by PBD back in January:

Bye y’all. I’ll be back to read Cecil’s columns and writings. But I’ve decided this board is no longer worthy of me. Perhaps I’ll return under another name someday to toy with you and wreak havoc in general on your frail little minds. Kelli, I hope you get that weight problem under control and I really hope you get mental help (seriously). Ayesha, I would tell you to lose weight too but you have a man so I guess you don’t need to lose weight. Gawd, I can only imagine what he must look like, Ayesha. The thought of his fat sweaty ugly ass on top of you huffing and puffing has really made me ill. Nothing worse then 2 fat ugly people having sex. puke! Wally, well what can I say to you? You’re a typical wimped out male. You think by sticking up for these skanky ho’s you might actually get laid someday. LOL! What’s funny is that I’m an asshole and I can get laid anytime I want. Not only that but women call me all the time begging for me to come see them. I tell them I’m spoken for though (most of the time).

This is from his profile:
Occupation: systems analyst
Location: TX near Dallas
Interests: Pit bulls, sports, anything outdoors. Dislikes: Anal retentives. you know who you are!
email address: pit_bull_lover@yahoo.com

Now for Bulldawg:

I’m sorry your lives are so miserable and pathetic that the mere request that you smile sets you off. Drain Bead,(shouldn’t you actually spell it Bed?) Drain_Bed, (misspelled by me on purpose because I feel it should be spelled the way it should be pronounced) apparently you have a very sad life if you are always encouraged by others to smile. I wonder why you continue to live such a miserable life? Oh well, not my business, but I just love to put in my .02 cents. Smile, don’t smile. Personally, I don’t give a fuck. But I do pity you. Sometimes you actually seem human too. Pity. It’s amazing what sets some of you “dopers” off. Now there’s a term. “Dopers”. As if Cecil were some sort of pagan god that needs your worship. I like Cecils columns. They are humorous and informative. He must get quite a kick out of some of you “dopers” and your adoration of him. Possibly he even gets a warm fuzzy from it. Nah. He’s too rational for that.

SO to you all I say:

SMILE! AND HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY!

Now react, my little meat puppets.

From his profile:
Location: Arkansas
Occupation: System Analyst
Interests: Bulldogs, anything outdoors
His email:
not available, but he has a yahoo IM hande of: PitBullDawggityDawg

Now fellow dopers, I submit to you that it is impossible to find two pit bull loving, mysognyistic, doper hating individuals - who are BOTH on yahoo.

My conclusion is that this little gem is indeed pitbulldawg.

[andros]

So he’s a typical troll, demanding a reaction. Don’t feed him, kels. He’ll go away again.

[dietrologia]

Who gives a rat’s ass?

[kellibelli]

I just like to keep the record clear.

[waterj2]

Now fellow dopers, I submit to you that it is impossible to find two pit bull loving, mysognyistic, doper hating individuals - who are BOTH on yahoo.

Even if you could, the chances of them both being systems analysts who love the outdoors boggles the mind. Thanks for the info Kelli, I hadn’t read that thread, but on the strength of your evidence, I’ve already got him in Coventry.

[iampunha]

Not absolutely, totally irrefutable evidence.

That said, I don’t like him/her/it no matter who the fuck s/he/it is. Thus why I’d like to have an “ignore” button.

[Alphagene]

Kelli, next time you get suspicious about someone being a sockpuppet, email a mod or admin. Clearly this guy loves attention. I’m sure he starts humping some guy’s leg the minute he sees his name being discussed.

Don’t get me wrong. One of the things I love about us SDMB members is that we get ferocious when the integrity of the board is threatened by gastropods like trolls, sockpuppets and drive-by witnesses. Hell, we just recently scared off a pathetic infestation. But don’t waste any more board space than these guys already do.

There are no awards, real or apparent, for publicly outing sockpuppets. Besides, chances are, we mods smelled a rat before you did.