In my haste to pack and move, I seem to have busted permanently my bike trainer. It still works, but doesn’t hold in a position that allows for resistance. I know this is because I didn’t focus, move slow, and plan ahead when I was packing. I always do this. It sucks.
Typically Pit threads are along the lines of “I hate that bastard who killed 20 people at his local church with a homemade bomb”…not “Oh darn, I’m out of toothpaste again!” or “Crap, I can’t find the sock that matches this one!”.
And in every single one the pit will try to make the OP understand why it’s 100% the OP’s fault and they get no sympathy even if they pitted Hitler for killing their family, kicking their puppy, and pissing in their Wheaties.
Let me try…I’ve never started a pit thread, but I’ve read some really good ones.
Fuck me to tears. I didn’t bother to plan my fucking move and just tossed stuff in the back of my friend’s pickup. Of course, I was too stupid and lazy to box it properly and now that cheap crap is broken. I don’t care that much about the plastic battery operated sex toys, they are cheap. Its my goddamned bike trainer that hurts. That bitch was expensive and I need it to keep my ass looking good enough that I don’t need the sex toys.
FML, fuck moving and I hope my friend’s pickup dies in a fire because it damaged my trainer!
Does a happy victory dance, arms pumping in the air.
Moving sucks. Breaking things sucks. Breaking things while moving just because one is too lazy to do it right makes things even worse. I’m guessing that the OP had plenty of time to plan and pack…but like me…he didn’t even think about it until the friend with the pickup showed up.