If I had the whatsits to be able to read long posts I wouldn’t get so damn bored.
I blame TV and Hollywood.
That’s too ba
I blame your lack of focus on an inability to concentrate. Or is the other way around?
And stop with the Hollywoodland bashing! It’s not their fault that we have the attention span of a…
Oh, look! A dog with a puffy tail!
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
LET’S GO RIDE BIKES!!!
Anyone got the Cliffs Notes for the OP?
This reminds me of the time that
>SNIP<
and when I woke up, it was over.
From the main page - “Pitting my inability to read”
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WOW, A BLUE CAR!!!
Your attention span is no bigger than a moth’s…
Oh, look! A World of Otherworldly Shiny Distractions! Woohoo! 
“…and then, they made me their chief.”
Must be hard on the SDMB
This post is extra short, just for you.
Personally, I hate posts more than nine words long.
This post’s just six words long.
Can someone give me the gist of the OP? I didn’t feel like reading the whole thing.
Huh? Is anybody willing to summarise the OP for me. I lost interest about halfway through. Hurr hurr hurr 
Oh, and to completely and utterly hijack the thread (see, if you admit what you’re doing, nobody can fault you, haha!) — we have an orthodox jewish man and a smiley that features what, as far as I can tell, seems to be a Yiddish word meaning ‘tossle’ or somesuch (and when it comes to these things I haven’t a clue what I’m talking about, so trust me here).
While I don’t claim to be a mouthpiece for other cultures, in my opinion it’d be nice to see a cute little hijab-wearing smiley or something, or a smiley of a Shintoist, Ema in hand. Even a little Pope smiley, for people to use when they’re claiming the AIDS virus can permeate a condom… that is something that certainly wouldn’t go astray.
Anyway, where were we… long posts… look, when I lose interest I just make up my own discussion. Bear witness to this post, folks. 
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Dude! That’s the most interesting thing you’ve posted all week!
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The week only started about 13 hours ago.