Never been Pitted, Bunky? Feeling ignored? Looking for a little abuse?
Today is your lucky day! I feel like slapping somebody down, but I can’t pick someone. First of all, they might feel hurt and offended, and then I would get all sorry, Or, they might get all angry and pissy, and I would get all scared. What I’m really looking for is someone with masochistic tendencies, who will enjoy being verbally abused.
But you have to explain why you’ve been a Bad Bad Poster, 'cause otherwise my thread will be limited to, “I Pit Thee”.
Any takers?
I don’t know how masochistic I am, but I enjoy the occassional verbal spar.
Let’s see what I can give you. I’m not as funny as I think I am, and nobody is quite sure how to pronounce my username. I only contribute to the fight against ignorance on a narrow selection of topics, and sometimes I post while I’m drunk.
Hmmm… Maybe somebody else with some stronger stuff will come by. Good luck!
I could be pitted for being pathetic, but then there’s a strong chance it would just be a pathetic pitting.
I’m sure you’re steaming for sterner stuff, **Boyo Jim; **and I eagerly await your decision…
BTW, Autolycus you lone wolf - is it or-tol-ee-cus?
I always thought it was ought-oh-LIE-kus.
Why pit me? I shy away from GD because I’m too lazy to research enough to support my claims. I get snarky here when I’m in a bad mood and click “Back” on my browser after writing large posts because in my mind, "Why would anyone care what I think?
I gotta say it, these are lame rationales for a pitting. I could almost pit you as a group for having such poor reasons to be pitted.
Ah-TAH-lah-kiss/cuss
Sorry Boyo Jim. If you really want to pit something, there’s always good old-fashioned RO. Have you thought about rape at all recently?
A piss poor pitting is patently pitiful, Boyo. How about letting some accusations fly, and stop malkng US do all the work? … 
In my head it’s always been AUTO - LIE - KISS and that’s how it shall remain.
You can’t get me out of your head, eh?