Pitting UltraVires

Well, you know, one reptile may have a certain concern for another reptile’s demise.

Such a charming fellow.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21706556&postcount=58

Courts in this numbskull’s area advise defendants to just go ahead and represent themselves.

And in this thread.

Such a clever argument! Is this guy an actual attorney? Don’t the opposing lawyers laugh whenever he shows up?

Not only is he an actual attorney, he’s one of very few who can boast an impressive 100% conviction rate!

You know what they call the guy who finishes last in his law school class? A lawyer.

I’m on my phone so I can’t link it, but damn, he’s got a creepy post in the thread I linked about giving candy to little girls and patting their heads.

“but why can’t we post rape jokes, there’s no explicit rule against it!”

As I have stated previously, he is really a lawyer. I know this because he has doxxed himself on this site. Interestingly his practice’s website is down right now. I wonder if his complete inability to construct a logical argument has impacted business negatively.

Back in the day. When no one worried about men giving lollipops to little girls.

West Virginia’s dumbest lawyer wants to know, “Where do we draw the line?” Literally the same question he asks in every fucking thread.

Or…

He was totally dominating the Berkeley thread with his “this serves no purpose except for this purpose” argument.

Notice he completely ignored my question in that. I’m too lazy to start a new thread just to get an answer, however.

West Virginia’s Dumbest Lawyer has now decided to pose the question (paraphrasing): how is Russian influence on our elections any worse than someone from Illinois working on a campaign in Wisconsin?

He’s got us there. They’re exactly the same thing.

Yep. If they “won”, everyone in Wisconsin would have to stop supporting the Packers.

I’ve not been too interested in participating in that thread, but I’m glad that you linked that question.

I’d say it turns into bigotry when it’s OPPOSITION to SOMEONE instead of opposition to SOMETHING.

It’s like Mr. Pratchett articulated, it starts with treating people as things.

The USA has laws prohibiting participation in American elections by foreign countries. If Wisconsin has laws prohibiting participation in Wisconsin by out-of-state actors, the analogy might be supportable.

This dumb motherfucker is at it again.

What is his deal with minimizing 2016 election interference as memes?

In a different thread he’s also pushing the Russian propaganda that Hunter Biden was rewarded by Burisma as thanks for Joe Biden getting the prosecutor fired.

The problem here is that dumbass got the sequence of events backwards.

Attempting to diminish the significance of Trump’s actions by falsely claiming that both sides withhold aid is a slight step up the maturity scale from the “he made me do it” defense currently the rage with Republicans.