Pitting UltraVires

Isn’t he a citizen of Russia now?

UltraVires doesn’t post in this thread or possibly anywhere in the Pit. In addition to being West Virginia’s dumbest lawyer he is a coward with a tiny tiny baby-like penis (presumably).

He’s Canadian?

Wow, you’re a total asshole. Even for an American, you stand out.

I was assuming he meant something much less asshole-ish – though I can’t imagine exactly what – but I’m willing to let him explain himself.

ETA: Wait a minute … there’s also this, from yesterday:

OK, he’s on drugs. Just let it go.

Don’t have to read any, names right up top there, fair warning. Few will know, and fewer will care.

This is an aspect of SDMB culture I’ve never understood:

Poster A: “Come to the Pit so I can call you all sorts of rude and vile names!”

Poster B: “I’ll pass, thanks. I come here for my own personal enjoyment, not to be the target of abuse.”

Poster A: “Coward! That just proves everything I was planning on saying!”

Poster B: “Have a nice day!”

Seems like you understand it.

I hope they do.

Does UltraVires fuck his dog?

Probably not. But he sure keeps fuckin’ that chicken.

Unless there’s some reason to believe that the NC Bar has expanded its jurisdiction to include WV, I gotta wonder: why?

Prevent him from moving there someday.

mixed up which Red state he was from:smack:

We should really start calling them brown states. Firstly because they’re primarily occupied by a bunch of brownshirted authoritarian dickbags, and secondly because they’re just kinda shit.

Real shithole counties.

Even his clients think he’s an idiot.

OK, I’m sure that one isn’t not really his fault, but it made me laugh.

Check out his contributions to this thread.

This fucker needs to stop lying. He’s not a lawyer - or if he is, he’s obviously full of shit. I really wish we could have some moderator intervention here - “Hey, listen, we know you claim to be a lawyer, so that means either many of your posts here (and definitely the post in that thread) are in blatant bad faith and you know you’re lying about them, or you’re lying about being a lawyer. One or the other has to fucking stop.”

Can anyone here take these claims with good faith? Or are we all just pretending, lest the moderators (who refuse to take even the most blatantly bad-faith bullshit as evidence of trolling, see Bone’s contribution to that thread) smack us down for calling this shit what it is?

West Virginia’s dumbest lawyer is a consistent proponent of following the law unless it’s a law that hurts the current administration.

Nice to see D’Asshole being kicked out of there.

How does someone scream that long and vigorously (or at all) over a dead iguana? A dead human, sure, maybe. A dead iguana?