Pitting UltraVires

Hey, everyone. What basic tenet of the law (or the real world) would we like str8cashhomie to explain to UV next?

He’s a-lawyerin’ again!

Jesus fuck. This and other posts like it are cleanosexuals all over again.

I tried reading through that thread but idiotic posts like that one made me give up.
He’s a blithering idiot and a troll.

God help anyone who hires him to perform any legal task more complicated than drawing up a hall pass.

There’s no way that clown is really a lawyer. I’m certainly not one; however, part of my jobs in the Army and Navy included some matters related to legal issues. Again, there’s no way that clown is really a lawyer.

He’s real. I’d link but I’m not doxxing anyone no matter how much of an ass he is. But I’ve seen his website and his presence on registries.

Then, given the stuff I’ve seen him not know, I question what strings he was able to pull to pass the bar.

How the fuck can a defense lawyer not know how intent works?

I said it before:

Dumb morons,
Practice law
In a state
The Bar is low
West Virginia
Somethin somethin

I’ve known people that can study like a maniac to pass a test, then after (barely) passing they retain zero of what they’d studied.

I refer to that as “the massive data dump after exams”. Many students here are shocked that they can be tested on the same material twice. I guess “cumulative” wasn’t covered in any language courses.

In my opinion he’s just a successful troll. Any actual lawyer that posts the stupid shit about the law he does must be trolling. His refusal to see facts that are plainly presented to him are another indication of troll.

I would much rather Shodan was here and UltraVires been banned.

When Dr-Freaking-Deth points out ridiculousness…

When cuckoo for cocoa puffs recognizes that your argument is ridiculous, you should probably step away from the keyboard.

Well, it’s just like the old joke about doctors: What do you call the guy who graduated last in his class at law school?
A lawyer

Dude probably just squeaked by with the lowest score possible.

UltraVires wants Bubba Wallace to pay for falsely reporting the noose that was found in his garage (but turned out to be a false alarm)
(Not sure if link will come through; phone posting is tricky)

Then, after China_Guy sets him straight that Bubba didn’t find it or report it, his team member did, UV doubles down.

Hey, moron gotta moron.

The fact that the new software shows that his statements were linked in the West Virginia’s Dumbest Lawyer thread is… Fucking incredible. No matter any other headaches, that feature makes the move worth it.

Lol, hadn’t even noticed that yet.

West Virginia’s dumbest lawyer on discrimination…

There’s not getting it, and then there’s aggressively not getting it.

Wow. They’re probably going to want to fix that, but for now it is a beautiful thing.