Pizza deliverers: how to get a tip - or not get one - in the UK

You are delivering pizzas in the UK. If you don’t want a tip, absolutely do not notice that the customer has payment (a £20 note) in his hand. Definitely demand payment beforehand. Be sure to give incorrect change (change should have been £2.01, not £2) before handing over the pizzas. And do give the change as a £2 coin, but two £1 coins.

OTOH if you do want a tip, you notice that the pizzas you are delivering have a price of £17.99 and the customer has a £20 note in his hand. You hand over the pizzas, the customer hands over the £20 note and says, “Keep the change.” Simple, right?

Why on Earth would that matter?

So you ended up stiffing the kid just because he didn’t do things exactly the way you wanted?:dubious:

I was wondering about that, too. Plus, it’s pretty usual to break down higher denominations for smaller ones for tipping purposes. The customer might not want to bother with a 2 pound tip, but more likely with a one pound tip, or something like that. I don’t know what the standard tipping for delivery is in the UK, but I do remember tipping culture there in general was not as universal or as generous as in the US.

Oddly, this thread reminded me of the bit in Douglas Adams’ “Long dark tea-time of the soul”, in which expatriate New Yorker Kate becomes so desperate for pizza delivery that she actually hires a bike courier to go and pick up a “to go” pizza for her…

Clearly many things have changed in London. :wink:

Pizza deliverers: how to get a tip from kayaker.

Deliver a pizza.

Same here. Unless the guy had eaten half the pizza on the way.

Delivery guys, y’know, get tips for making deliveries. If they deliver the pizza hot and in a reasonable time, I don’t care how they make change.

London’s quite blessed now with delivery options. Here in Battersea (south London) I can get Pizza, Thai, Indian, Chinese, Sushi and so on, and that’s just from restaurants that have their own delivery service. There are also web sites such as Deliveroo, Hungry House and Just Eat that provide a pick-up / delivery service for restaurants that otherwise wouldn’t be willing or able to manage one, extending my choices to African, Arabic, Brazilian, American, Mexican, Caribbean, Filipino, Italian, Korean, Lebanese, Nepalese, Russian, Syrian and Turkish food.

I’m going to miss that… moving out of London tomorrow for the sticks, where I’ll probably have to scour the hedgerows for grubs or something :frowning:

The ‘kid’ was as old as I am - 40s.

So, you ended up stiffing the unfortunate adult.

I’m not getting the OP at all. You’re squabbling over one pence? You only wanted to give him a one pound tip, and not 2 pounds?

“Ah, shit. Quartz ordered again.”

“Yep, and it’s your turn.”

“No way, I took the last one!”

I’m not taking it. That guy’s a…”

“Yeah.”

“God damn it. Fine, I’ll take it.”

“Tell him I said hello.”

“Shut the fuck up.”

With the change thing, always make it easy for the person to give you a tip. This was standard in the restaurants i have worked at. If the change is $5, give the person five ones, not a five. That is unless the “expected” tip (15% in the US) is in the area of $5, then you might give back a five dollar bill to nudge them to just throw it in, instead of asking for change. Unless their experience was bad, they won’t want to stiff you.
Pizza delivery is probably different because you don’t have the relationship with a delivery person the way you do with a server, so it’s easier to just say thanks and close the door with no tip.

Seems like an argument that can be avoided by waiting for another delivery nearby and just tacking this order on to that trip).

Seems like a good way to get a cold, slow pizza.

No, I’m not squabbling over that. This guy missed out on a tip because of poor service. His colleagues provide better service. And, in the general case, by him giving me two £1 coins he would have given me the opportunity to have given him a £1 tip, though I would not have done so in this specific case. Always make it easy for the customer to give you a tip, as purple cow notes.

I normally tip decently - £2 on a £18 order - and the pizza parlour is a modest walk away, so the deliverer can be back very quickly for the next order and the next tip.

That’s actually a pretty chintzy tip, 11%. You were prepared to give him half of that only? I realize things are different in the UK, but you don’t need to be insulting.

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I’ll just throw it out there before I run and hide… I live in the UK and don’t know of a single person who has ever tipped a delivery driver other than as a convenience to themselves (I hate carrying around change). I have never noticed a delivery driver waver as if expecting a tip either.

It is it not out of maliciousness, it is just something that has never occurred to me.

If I had wanted to be insulting, I’d have tipped him a penny. I normally get fast and friendly service. This guy didn’t provide it. So no tip.

I live in the UK and I tip delivery drivers 20% minimum as a matter of course. So, now you do.

Well I left myself open to that. Please feel free to add the qualifier “people I interact with regularly outside of online message boards”.

I am now going to have to ask everyone I know* if they tip. I would be surprised if I’m not part of the large majority but I remain open to the possibility…

*includes standard qualifier