Maybe we’re gay. It is sort of traditional for mathematicians.*
*Actual conversation from unniversity.
Student: Prof, is it true that all the great mathematicians were gay?
Prof: Now hold on there. You’re implying one of two things about me, and I don’t like either of them.
Since I don’t know who Jessica Simpson is, I’m picturing Lisa Simpson instead.
It’s all rather confusing really.
Wow, they’ve let standards slip since I was there.
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I think “unniversity” is the direct opposite of college.
Didn’t O.J. already kill her? What the hell is she doing in Pizza Hut commercials?
So Pizza Hut has Muppets and* a Zombie hawking its pizzas? :eek: