Pizza worker tries to cheese off customers.

[Melbourne]

@gnoitall

Just one question: “Why”? Seriously, I really hope they get some insight into motive.

Obviously-- to kill the rats

[Baker]

@Velocity

Hope you didn’t call her at work. i.e., “All calls may be monitored for quality and training purposes…”

Oh no, I called her at home! Here’s the actual episode:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=3306731&postcount=90