To my ex-boss: May you pass on to that big corner office in the sky and be reincarnated as a cafeteria worker in a ginormous elementary school, and may you stand there handing out chicken nuggets, with a bad back and bad feet, arguing with snotty 10 year olds who make fun of your hair net, and then being written up for taking home “leftovers” - AND - reprimanded by a much younger female supervisor for not also wearing a hair net over your skimpy little beard.