Place these in order (warning swearing)

Place these phrases in order from the least intense to the greatest.

This hurts

hurts like shit

hurts like a son-of-a-bitch

hurts like hell

hurts like a muther-fucker
This btw is my order. I’m not sure why muther-fucker tops hell in level of pain but I would describe the most intense pain in that manner. I would also use this order for emotional pain as well so if you would use a different order for emotionl vs physical pain please let us know.

Thank you

Slight variation on yours:

This hurts

hurts like shit

hurts like hell

hurts like a muther-fucker

SUNNUVABITCH!!!

This hurts
…like shit
…hurts like hell
…like a motherfucker
…like a son of a bitch

I strongly disagree:

This hurts:
…like hell
…like shit
…like a sunavabich
…like a mutherfucker

tops:
FUCK!SHIT!COCKSUCKER!STUPID FUCKING! OGDAMN! OW! shit!

if it really hurts, throw an extra “fuck!” onto the end.

This hurts:
…like hell
…like a sunavabitch
…like shit
…like a motherfucker

This hurts:[ul]
[li]like hell[/li][li]like shit[/li][li]like a son of a bitch[/li][li]like a motherfucker[/li][/ul]

this hurts!
…like shit!
…like hell!
…like a son of a bitch!
…like a motherfucker!

I can’t be the only person who opened this thread thinking he was going to learn a new kind of swearing.

After the fact but before the pain registers:

Oh FUCK this is gonna hurt! Followed by…

Like hell.

Like shit.

Like a bitch.

Like a motherfucker.

I don’t think I’ve ever said “hurts like shit”, and I rarely say “hurts like a motherfucker”. “…like hell” and “…like a bitch” are probably the ones I use most.

I never think something “hurts like shit”. It just doesn’t sound right.

OTOH, mental pain feels like shit. I rarely feel like “hell”. “a son of a bitch” or a “mother fucker”, more often I feel like “shit”.

Hey, that’s true. Good call.

“So, I hit my thumb with a hammer…man, it hurt like hell! It didn’t help that I already felt like shit from being sick and not having slept in three days…” How’s that?

This hurts
like hell
like shit
like a sunavabich
like a motherfucker
like a like a grandmotherfucker

fixed title

it hurts like a fixed title??

Thanks Czarcasm

It seems that people seem mostly indicate that either ‘son-of-a-bitch’ or mutherfucker as the most intense. While some people putting the son after the mother. This can’t be correct as the sequeal is never as good as the original.