Plague inc. pathogen name ideas?

Just downloaded a copy of Plague Inc. for my iPad, it’s a great little game, I know it’s based off the Pandemic series of flash games, but I never played those

That said, I’m getting a bit of morbid amusement thinking up amusing short names for my pathogens, they need to be nine characters long at the most, sadly, I can’t use Tritonian Hypermalaria, circuisitis, Better Than Life, or any long names

The ones I have been the most amused by are;

Yetiism
Nothing
Bad luck
Religion (a virus)
Politics (a parasite)
Spam (the meat like substance, a fungus)
Tribbles
The Borg (nano virus)
Apathy
Boredom

I’m going to try a few other Futurama type ones next
Brain slugs (parasite)
THE HYPNOTOAD…all glory to the HYPNOTOAD (neurax worm)
The brainspawn (prion)

My daughter named hers ‘love’.

She enjoyed it when love killed all life on earth.

Yo dog and yo mamma.