This has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. This is supposedly real, which makes it even funnier.
Nuts. Can a mod please fix it to Oedipus
I’m stunned.
That is truly …
well, something, but I’m not sure what!
Thanks, TeemingOne … I think! 
Real?
-13 on for not having any text on a page?
-1 (and no more) for the word “fucking” in the phrase “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!”?
:dubious:
(It was very funny, though. :D)
Okaaaaaay…
At least he got the basics of the story right. 
What’s even worse than the essay is the marker’s writing, positively illegible. The essay itself however is mot amusing, having had to write an essay myself on the O-man for my GCSE classics exam. If only I’d used this fella’s writing technique…
Not to mention that the prof spelled “too” wrong on the 3rd page. But we can over look that for the sake of funny.
You guys all read the works cited page carefully, right? Eww.
If that paper got a 61/100, these should be up in the three hundred or so range.