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Insulin shock therapy
what a beautiful phrase…

More from Barbra:

Robin Hood: Prince of Tides= the pivotal breakthrough is when Robin’s counsellor, Maid Miriam, makes him confront what else happened to him in that Arab prison.

The Mirror Has Three Faces of Eve- Barbra has split into three personalities, one of them a crossover pop-star, another a temperamental but unquestionably supertalented director and actress, and the third a half-Cambodian cab-driver named Sinohakong. None of them are believable as Lauren Hutton’s daughter.**

The Main Event Horizon- The first Brooklyn native on Saturn is terrorized by cheesy 3-D Ryan O’Neals, their waistline threatening to expand to the bursting point.

Yentl Victoria- arriving in 1910s America with no money and no skills, Yentl must pretend to be a man again in order to get a job teaching at a Brooklyn Rabbinical College for Women but must pretend she’s a woman in order to enroll at the same college.

Saving Private Benjamin - Goldie Hawn’s brothers have all been killed in WW2, and Tom Hanks must lead a team to get her out of France.

Orphans of the Perfect Storm
Two sisters (played by Lillian and Dorothy Gish) try to flee revolutionary Paris in a boat, only to be caught in an unusually intense storm pattern.

**Indiana Jones and the Close Encounters of the Third Reich ** - The Nazis have used ancient artifacts to make contact with powerful aliens. Can Indy steal their ancient transmitter and keep the aliens from entering the war on the German side?

The Littlest Rebel Without a Cause
Shirley Temple leads a band of disaffected teens. “Please don’t shoot Plato, or I’ll be ever so cross with you!”

Dracula : The Vampire Strikes Back - "Luuuke… I am your vadder… "

Office Spaceballs - “You’ve missed the princess!” “Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve missed her, Bob.”
I could set the ship on fire, you know.

Spaceballs : The Stapler! The kids’ll love it.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
In an alternate Victorian world, a group of famous fantasy and sci-fi characters team up with Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell on a secret mission.

Good Willard Hunting – an introverted young man befriends an army of rats that are really good at Group Theory. He uses them to revenge himself upon those who taunt him. Look for the sequel, Affleck
Gigotli – Deaf-mute Jackie Gleason gets together with lesbian hitwoman Jennifer Lopez in this action/adventure/melodrama/heartwarming comedy. Directed by Gene Kelly

My Big Fat Zorba the Greek – Anthony Quinn puts on weight
Never Say Never on Sunday – James Bond has to deal with streetwalker Melina Mercouri

The Talented Ms. Ripley - Ellen Ripley was sent to recover a wayward scientist … but she decides the scientist’s life appeals to her. Until she finds the egg…

Man on the Moon and Sixpence

Eccentric comedian Andy Kaufman (Jim Carrey) fakes his own death to become a painter (George Sanders) loosely based on Paul Gaugin (Anthony Quinn).

Ghandi With the Wind - The doctrine of passive resistance is tested, when a visionary pacifist attempts it in the Reconstruction-era South.

(We’re starting to repeat . . . either we’ve done everything, or the thread’s too long to go back and check before posting a title . . .)

The Miracle Worker on 34th Street - Santa Claus teaches a blind and deaf child to communicate.

Definitely the latter. I still have a few dozen I’m mulling over that I don’t think have been done yet.

Bullitt Time - Steve McQueen enters the Matrix.

Star Trek III : The Searchers for Spock - To steal the Enterprise and find his friend, William Shatner (as Capt. James T. Kirk) enlists the help of the one man who could beat him in a fistfight, John Wayne.

Beyond the Valley of Gwangi – animated dinosaur learns that life in Hollywood isn’t all glamour and turns to drugs. Written by Roger Ebert.
Snow White and the Seven Samurai – “Ohhh, don’t tell me. You must be Heihachi!” Look for the secene where Kikuchiyo refuses to wash before dinner, and has to eat his fish in a loincloth. (You can never have enough Seven Samurai references)

The Seven Year Ishtar – Realllllly long bad movie.

A Cry in the Darkman: “Dingoes ate my fake skin!”

Throw Momma From The Training Day: Denzel Washington and Danny DeVito trade training assignments with tragicomic results.

Two Mules for Twister Sara: Clint Eastwood and Helen Hunt as very pious storm chasers.

And since we’re bendng the rules a bit and doing TV…

Monty Python’s Fireflying Circus: “Burn the land, boil the sea, we are the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’.”

Hey—if that were kosher, I’d have done How Green Were My Acres long ago!