Dark Victory at Entebbe
A spoiled heiress diagnosed with a brain tumor must rescue passengers on a hijacked plane.
Here’s one I thought of a couple of years ago and have been saving:
Mulan Rouge!, the story of a Chinese girl who disguises herself as a man, runs off to Paris, and falls in love with the star of the city’s most famous nightclub.
Nanook of the North by Northwest
An Eskimo is mistaken for a spy and is pursued across the country.
A Thomas Crown Affair to Remember
A star-crossed couple pulls off a daring daytime robbery at a bank, dumps the money in a trash can atop the Empire State Building, planning to meet there in one year.
It’s a Wonderful Imitation of Life
An angel shows a light-skinned black girl how her life would have been if she’d been born white.
Dead Man Walking the Green Mile–Sean Penn as John Coffey, and Tom Hanks as Sister Helen Prejean.
Clash of the Titanic – While a steamy love affair bews on the doomed ship, we see the ship itself slug it out with the iceberg in a Ray Harryhausen tour-de-force.
Bring 'em Back Dead Alive – real-life old-time animal hunter Frank Buck goes searching for zombies.
** Crocodile Dundee Hunter** – modern-day animal hunter Steve Irwin goes after Paul Hogan. Hilarity ensues.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenhooker – R-rated update of the classic.
The Old Man and the Seabiscuit – In a modern take on Hemingway’s book, that old guy goes after a racehorse.
FlashGordonDance – Dale Arden performs a wet dance and wears her uniform off one shoulder.
Dr. NoLittle – James Bond must defeat Rex Harrison and his Giant Pink Snail. Watch for the remake with Eddie Murphy.
Batmanhattan - a tale of New York’s most neurotic crimefighter.
**Little Shop of Needful Things ** - A Stephen King Musical! A satanic florist sells plants that tear a town apart. With Do-wop singers!
**Everybody Loves Misery ** - But Kathy Bates loves Ray Romano a little *too * much. “I’m your #1 Fan!” <crunch>
**The Thomas Crown Affair To Remember ** - An affair with playboy/theif Cary Grant leaves Faye Dunaway in a wheelchair.
**Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band of Brothers ** - The Bee Gees and Peter Peter Frampton fight in World War II.
**The Devil & Harry Potter ** - Turns out all those silly fundies were right!
**The Trouble with Harry and the Hendersons ** - John Lithgow try to hide Bigfoot after killing him with his car. Also starring Shirley MacLaine as Bigfoot’s ex-wife and Jerry Mathers as his son.
Fried Green Mile - deathrow + restaurant = best food in town. (ick)
Ocean’s 17 - After pulling of a Vegas caper, Sinatra and crew are imprisoned with Allied prisoners at a World War 2 German POW camp.
Finding Forest Gump - Tom Hanks takes “Run, Forest, Run!” a little too literally and ends up in hiding with Sean Connery
**A Christmas Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice ** - They’ll need a bigger bed before Christmas Future arrives!
Exactly 15 minutes too late on that one, we nearly simulposted it!
Die! Die! My Darling Clementine
Wyatt Earp and his brothers Morgan and Virgil are held captive by a deranged old religious fanatic, played by Tallulah Bankhead.
Funny Girl, Interrupted
Follies star Fanny Brice is commited to a mental institute when her marriage to Nicky Arnstein disintegrates.
In the spirit of Tv/Movies…
Get Kotter - Gabe Kaplan stars as a teacher willing to stop at nothing to find out who killed his brother.
Battlestar Gothika - The crew of the Galactica fend off the Cylon menace as they flee the thing that terrifies them most… Halle Berry’s acting.
I was just about to post this one. 
Only I had her committed for ever marrying the bastard to begin with.
The Masque of the Red Sonja
Brigitte Nielsen brings plague to a fancy party.
A Few Good Men at Work
Tom Cruise, Charlie Sheen, and Emilio Estevez play garbagemen who get in over their heads when they find the body of a dead Marine.
St. Elmo’s Fire Down Below
Disillusioned twenty-somethings have to track down the source of a toxic waste epidemic.
Stephen King and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcatcher–Donny Osmond gains mysterious powers, and all hell breaks loose.
Monster’s Strictly Ballroom
Baz Luhrmann’s hilarious romp about a racist prison guard and the African-American wife of an executed prisoner entering a ballroom dance contest.
Sexy Beastmaster
Proof that Ben Kingsley shouldn’t wear a loincloth.
V.I. Warshawski, the Final Battle
Kathleen Turner plays a plucky female P.I. who has to defeat a race of lizards looking to colonize earth.
Analyze Them! - Therapist Billy Crystal and Mobster Robert DeNiro’s wacky hijinks are cut short by an army of invading giant ants.
Bridge Over the Mystic River Kwai- a touching tale starring Alec Guinness coming to grips with his imprisonment by the Japanese and his molestation in British boarding school.
How to Make a Fried Steel YaYa- the ultimate chick flick, it focuses on a college student who comes homes to hear tales from her old aunts of their lesbian friend who lived with an openly diabetic pregnant woman fifty years ago.
Se7en Things I Hate About You- a teenager is in love with the girl of his dreams, but she can’t date until her older sister is either dating or decapitated
Johnny Dangerous Liaisons- my scheming former manipulated me into losing my virginity— once!
The Boys in the Company C Band- from the makers of Glory comes this tale of the first all gay unit- a techno band in Vietnam.
What’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes of Wrath?- a nerdy boy with gorgeous cheekbones has to take his 500 lb mother and retarded brother from Oklahoma to California to find sustenance during the Depression. Their lives take a turn for the better when they become the first rockabilly/Rap crossover artists.
They Call Me Mister Ed- a crimesolving horse must combat prejudice against animals in the New South.
Bridge Over the Mystic River Kwai- a touching tale starring Alec Guinness coming to grips with his imprisonment by the Japanese and his molestation in British boarding school.
How to Make a Fried Steel YaYa- the ultimate chick flick, it focuses on a college student who comes home and to hear tales from her old aunts of their lesbian friend who lived with an openly diabetic pregnant woman fifty years ago.
Se7en Things I Hate About You- a teenager is in love with the girl of his dreams, but she can’t date until her older sister is either dating or decapitated
Johnny Dangerous Liaisons- my scheming former lover manipulated me into losing my virginity— once!
The Boys in the Company C Band- from the makers of Glory comes this tale of the first all gay unit- a techno band in Vietnam.
What’s Eating Gilbert’s Grapes of Wrath?- a nerdy boy with gorgeous cheekbones has to take his 500 lb mother and retarded brother from Oklahoma to California to find sustenance during the Depression. Their lives take a turn for the better when they become the first rockabilly/Rap crossover artists.
They Call Me Mister Ed- a crimesolving horse must combat prejudice against animals in the New South.
Chariots of the Bonfire of the Vanities-Two young runners, one Christian and one Jewish, see their lives fall apart when they accidentally run over a black boy.
Annie, Get your Shogun Boat Legendary sharpshooter Annie Oakley finds love while part of a musical company performing in a Japan wracked by civil war. Don’t miss the song, “Can’t Help Lovin’ that Man of Mine that You Can’t Get With a Gun”, sung by Betty Hutton, Ava Gardner, and Toshiro Mifune.
Pleasantvillage of the Damned - Mysterious pregnancies result in children with the power to transform the world into color and radically alter their parents’ behavior.