Do you think that you could talk your wife into smoking a few discrete slammers of high-quality Czechoslovakian angel dust and then swapping soiled panties with your new Ladylove True?
And when I say “soiled” panties, I mean SOILED panties…
I think you should introduce her to me. I’ll warm her up for you and when she gets really hot, I’ll turn her over to you and you can pound her cross-eyed.
Ain’t true love great?
Mebbe. Think I’ll go back to lurking.
He has us confused with Penthouse Forum.
Well, this place is run amok with liberal p****, so it is easy to see the source of the confusion.
Yes, but what does it.mean?
I don’t think you’re a scumbag, but you’re definitely on that road.
You are playing with fire. Very light flirting can be healthy and harmless. Footsie, however, is not appropriate when you’re married.
You asked what you *should *do, so here goes: branch out and find some new friends so you’re not spending every Friday night with this couple. No more touching this woman other than a handshake. If you don’t reciprocate, she’ll likely get the hint.
Distance. Put some in between yourself and this woman, fast.
All isn’t lost, you have a chance to redeem yourself here. Keep your vows.
Obviously the OP couldn’t be doing anything that starts with the letter “T” but what a fishing excursion it’s been!
What a beautiful love story. You’ll be telling this one over and over to the grandkids.
Trolls like to play footsie? Who knew?
Well, it’s not like you have a foot fetish or anything.
Good luck with the husband beating you half to death and your divorce.
If you could just get your wife to go to the bathroom and stay there, you and fobby could consummate! Go for it, dude!
Not at all. Take a look at this. I bet she’s really embarrassed at sending out all these mixed signals.
Tinea pedis, and a fungal nail infection. Apparently it can be treated with silver-impregnated fibres, but I’m not touching that…
Maybe they’re swingers.
…a swinging fob? How hypnotic!
I’m waiting for Kurt Russell to heft a Mac10 at the OP and say, “Now WAIT a minute Lo-Pan…”
Forget all these haters, man. I fapped, at least.
In the words of the late Mr. Rogers: Can you say playful? I thought you could!
Um, I have too many opinions about this said situation that may very well contradict each other so I will refrain from commenting. :smack:
You lost me at “fobby”.