Dude, be smart. Next time you’re at dinner at these friends house with your wife, slip that bitch some Ex-Lax in her meal so you can buy yourself some real quality time under the table with your friend’s wife’s feet.
Dude, get a hint. She’s just not into you.
How does she feel about lobster? Can she take her bra off underneath her shirt?
Instead of asking us why don’t you ask your wife what she thinks genius.
I’d ask her for a blowfob.
Yeah, you just need to be subtle about your flirtations.
Meh, your wife keeps “going to the bathroom” because she’s overcome by how hot all this action is. You thought she didn’t know, but you’re wrong. She’s just waiting for you to ask about a threesome. GO FOR IT!
What does it mean? Well, my wife was reading this over my shoulder and said “it means I would kick your ass”. So there you have it folks, OBBN would get an ass kicking in the above scenario.
I don’t think “playful” is the right word.
“tramp” comes to mind.
You know, what disturbs me first about this is the number of times you tried to touch another man’s wife and continued and continued and continued to do so when she did not reciprocate in any way and in fact moved away from you.
But that’s just the first in a long list of creepy shit you did.
First you probably should get the opinion of people that know her better than a group of anonymous posters. Ask your wife and your friend what they think.
I’m still just freaked that the author of James and the Giant Peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was published in Playboy.
Aaaaaand that’s the last we’ll be seeing of the OP.
You know what they say, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means maybe!”
or if other posters had their way:
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means tramp!”
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means playful!”
6Impossible beat me to my first thought, but I’ll add on and say I hope you both get a raging case of HPV warts. And I dare say you washed your hands after touching her toes, not knowing what other husband they’d been crawling on before you . . .
In this case, wouldn’t it be plantar warts?
I wonder if by now “asiansilvertoes” is kicking himself in the ass for starting this thread. 
This.
Roald Dahl was actually a pretty prolific adult author. When I found out, I was grateful that I could continue enjoying him on a different level into adulthood.