I think the main point is that you need to realise that this OP is masturbatory fantasising material for a person with a foot and asian woman fetish.
LOL. “Asiansilvertoes”, you are truly a pathetic piece of work.
Googling Asiansilvertoes brings up even more dupes to this OP. He’s posting this freaking everywhere.
Now thats funny 
Lol, well I was entertained, hope you were too! Princhester final got it, but hey sorry, to leave you guys hanging, but I have some high school math homework to finish I’ll be graduating this year. Laters!! Suckers.
P.S.- Typing with one hand is tiring! 
I’m actually saddened that this is how you’re spending your high school years.
I was correct about the whooshing, yay me - it was a pathetic, inadequate kid after all.
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This is really too bad.
I was hoping the husband would kill him and some of us would be on the jury.
Ah, well.
Perhaps we can trace his IP address.
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And we all know what happens to trolls on the Straight Dope, right?
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We will not trace his IP address, but rather we’ll do our best to forget him.