Whoa. Twins can get married in Canada? Is that how the Sedins are related?
Has anyone heard from Johnny Bravo? I know he’s very busy with school this week, but he’s the only person I haven’t received a “I’m aware I’m in the game and it’s going on” email, and I want to make sure that he’s not suprised on Monday when I ask for orders.
So, who is older, and by how much? Are there any childhood arguments Shibb could bring up at an opportune time to undo an alliance? 
Well, Wikkit, I’m older by 12 minutes. There are really no childhood arguments Shibb could bring up.
<repressed memory>
…except for the time he kicked me off the couch and made me go get stitches. After they wash out the wound is a good time to learn I’m allergic to iodine.:smack:
</repressed memory>
The variant rules say that the Suez canal separates the provinces of Sinai and Cairo. They also say that both of those provinces operates exactly as does Kiel, Constantinople or Denmark in the regular game.
So does Red touch Del, or do you have to move through one of the bordering provinces? Or is the situation equivalent to having two inland waterways, one through Sinai and one through Cairo?
I like that they got rid of coasts. 1099 would have run so much more smoothly if not for coasts.
<on preview> Thanks. You’re practically ancient in comparison.
Now we just need to learn what childhood traumas Soup has repressed.
A møøse once bit my sister. Møøse bites can be very nasty, mind you…
You have to move through Cairo or Sinai. Red to Del takes two turns. ( red to Cai (or Sin) is one turn and Cai (or Sin) to Del is the next turn)
I’ve kicked you once. I can do it again! :eek:
Yeah, but it’s not as recent as the time you reopened stitches trying to throw a softball like you were a cricket bowler. (We’re in the USA.)
That worked well… :rolleyes:
The proper method of welcoming the conquering fuhrer when he enters your territory(s) is to line the streets in cheering throngs. We realize that your enthusiasm may not be genuine, having just been subjugated, but we ask that you make an attempt to seem truly happy to be citizens of the German Empire. We cannot be held responsible for the consequences if the fuhrer is not convinced.
That is all.
Careful! He’s wearing wedgies!
Uh, Mastema. The WWI German leader was the Kaiser, not the Fuhrer.
Getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren’t we?
I prefer the style of leadership of der fuhrer. Sort of like Steelerphan wanting to rule as Lennin.
Perhaps under Mastema, it wouldn’t have taken them so long.
Thanks to my patented “Concentration Camp-in-a-Bag” sets, you too can commit genocide in just three easy steps.
His Not Lordship, Not Emperor VladAntlerkov of the Not Holy Not Roman Not Empire, checking in.
Hey! Where’s my bribes? I go away for 36 hours and you forget me?
Speaking of bribes, why have no vacumn cleaner salesmen showed up at my door, no offers to buy bridges in brooklyn, or the Kiehl canal?
New at this.
Works both ways, rookie.
You want them to come to you? Then go to them.
Important tip: If you initiate the conversation you control the dialog.
That’s lesson #1. You may thank me.
Damn it, are you telling me that the flowers and puppies and chocolates didn’t arrive, Ginger? Incompetent delivery men, I’ll have their head for this.
If I sent you a delivery man’s head, would that help?