Please Do Not Respond To This Thread

One lonely night I discovered that you could search the archives by number of hits and number of replies. I thought it would be funny to go and reply to a thread with 0 (zero) replies from say 2 years ago.

I started reading them, and I swear that unless i just made something up that wasn’t really a reply, I could not think of a good reply to ANY of them.

They all deserved 0 replies.

Now i want a thread with zero replies. And I am willing to bet at least one a-hole will reply to this thread.

Prove me wrong.

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD.

Statistics are fun, but there’s no point in trying to “create” a thread with zero replies and tons of views.

So, not only am I responding to it, I’m also locking it.

A lock gets you tons of views, though.