Please don't hijack this thread

because I worked really hard on this post and want to keep this thread as focused as possible. As soon as people start straying from the original intent here, no one will take it seriously.

Thank you :wink:

Hi! Yes, the intent is focussed.

But seriously, no one will start straying because people worked really hard here.

This post, possibly, I want to keep. Just as soon, Jack will take it from you!

This thread, as original as it is, don’t please.

Why do all Asians play the piano?

angry
hungry
Whats the other one?

Oh dear. Why, that is a bother. I had so hoped that I might hijack this thread to Cuba. I thought that I might try and sun myself on the beach all day and drink Gin and Tonic all night. But since you used the word please, why, you can just drop me off at the next bus stop if you don’t mind.

Ta-ta

[hijack]
my little sister calls Crunchy Frog Crunchy Chicken!
[/hijack]

runs like heck before Crunchy Frog shows up

You know, I always thought Mark McKinney made the best looking woman on Kids in the Hall.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Biscuits 'n gravy is the best breakfast ever! Mmmmmmmmm …

Yeah, they are. But you just can’t seem to find them here in NY. I haven’t had a good Biscuits 'n gravy in months.

I WAS planning to hijack this thread, but the SDMB would allow me aboard with neither tweezers nor razor.
Alas, I shall become the hairiest, pent-up with nefarious
frustration, thread passenger among you.

I WAS planning to hijack this thread, but the SDMB would allow me aboard with neither tweezers nor razor.
Alas, I shall become the hairiest, pent-up with nefarious
frustration, thread passenger among you.

I WAS planning to hijack this thread, but the SDMB would allow me aboard with neither tweezers nor razor.
Alas, I shall become the hairiest, pent-up with nefarious
frustration, thread passenger among you.

I WAS planning to hijack this thread, but the SDMB would allow me aboard with neither tweezers nor razor.
Alas, I shall become the hairiest, pent-up with nefarious
frustration, thread passenger among you.

Whoops…
…and so I must settle as the multiple-posting stalker.

And just try finding as decent deli where I live! Regional food preferences are soooo fascinating!

So, TruePisces,, how YOU doin’?

Hi, Jack!

It’s my sunflower seed scented cologne.

Stone