Please don't PUNish me for this...

So, suppose you’re a woman with long hair and a thing for really big hair-dos, and you happen upon a can of pungent, yellow hair spray. What hair-do will you make yourself then?

Why, a peehive of course!

Oh urine trouble now.


Big hair has always been a peeve of mine.

Such a whiz at hairstyles, you’re sure to pass all the rest to be number one.

With hair like that, you’re bound to piss people off.

And being number one is better than being number two.

Plus you get to use shampee instead of shampoo

If your hairstyle makes you look like a space alien, you could end up in Urea 51.

That information was Top Secret. And now, you’ve leaked it.

How European!