I’m so freaking tired of partisans. The war ain’t a freaking baseball game folks.
What is a partisan?
Go Cubs!
“And with the fall of that statue, we have now entered the seventh inning stretch…”
Take me out to the war zone
take me with the Marines
Buy me some tanks and some heavy ack-ack
I don’t care if they ever shoot back
And it’s BOOM, BOOM BOOM in the kill box
If we don’t win it’s a bore.
Cause’s it’s one, two, three bombs you’re out
of the whole bloody war!
So, how about them partisans?
And aren’t we all grateful that thanks to the efficiency and military might of the Greatest Army On Earth, those dire predictions of “MLB 2003 canceled due to war” have not come true.
- snerk *
“Don’t go anywhere yet, folks. This war is far from over!”
I know that if there’ll be a Meat Loaf love song with war commentary during the instrumental break, I’ll definitely shoot myself.
Bombs, here! I got bombs! Who wants bombs! Getcher bombs here!
Oh, thanks. That’ll be $20. Pass that on down, wouldja?
Bombs! I got bombs, here!
I’ll take two cluster bombs, with lots of mustard gas, please.
OK I won’t respond. I won’t even read the OP.
HHEEEEEEEYYYY Iraqi Iraqi Iraqi Iraqi
He can’t bomb
He can’t bomb
He can’t bomb
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE Iraqi
We need a fighter, not a belly biter
We need a sniper, not a booty wiper.
IT AIN’T??? I guess that would explain ESPN’s sub-par war coverage, then.
Don’t want any bombs, but I could sure use some lemon bars. I heard someone was gonna make 'em, but I haven’t spotted any so far…
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff!
Ah…
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Oopsa! Wrong war.
Astros this year, baby! Gimme my 'Stros!
Cold beer here! Ice cold Shiner Bock!
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff!
Ah…
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Oopsa! Wrong war.
Astros this year, baby! Gimme my 'Stros!
Cold beer here! Ice cold Shiner Bock!
Has it sunk yet?
Flees the wrath of fellow dopers
Saddam taunting Pentagon:
Cannit it
Cannit it
Cannit it
It’s a special unit that can be built after the discovery of Guerilla Warfare. They’re similar to Alpine Troops in that they treat all terrain as a road, so they always move 3 spaces. There attack and defense isn’t as good, but they ignore Zones of Control, so they’re good explorers and infiltrators.
…
Oh, wait, you mean in real life?
Open a frickin’ dictionary. Sheesh.
I don’t know.
Third Base!!
Somebody had to…