It is a kind of very hard, strongly-flavoured cheese from Italy, some people say it smells of sweaty feet, but usually that is because they have only tried it in pre-grated form; in the natural ungrated state it smells of vomit instead.
Then why is everyone in Iraq screaming
GO YANKS!
NEWSREADER: Baghdad has fallen –
VIEWER: GOOOOOAL!!! GOOOOOOOOOAALLL!!! GOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
Whoops, wrong sport.
“Grab Saddam. C’mon ya jerks! Tackle him. Hit him! Get him! Aww, jeez you lousy idiots. Wake up down there! Throw a long bomb!! Aw cripes…if we leave now we can beat the traffic.”
This war ain’t over until Helen Thomas sings.
I believe you mean Parisians.
And don’t worry about it. No one likes the French.
hehe
many times your city has them but ya don’t know, till it’s been captured and they valiantly come to the rescue, or is that loot the German embassy… 
What is a partisan?
It is japanese for someone who likes to attend festivities.
Hope this helps.
Yep. Sinking like a stone, all right. Like a pumice stone.
Pumice floats
Isn’t a partisan a Japanese person at a birthday ?
I am mobilizing all the might of Royal Oak to invade Troy. Mark my words: Such terrible songs cannot be allowed to threaten this great land.
Damn Dirty Apes!
It’s the bottom of the fifth, men in scoring position in Karbala and Kut, and the Air Force has been called in with a couple of JDAMs… the windup, and the pitch… oooh, juuust a bit outside! While they clean up the mess on the field, we’ll ask you to check your programs for this inning’s winning number, NQ23756. If you have this number, please report to the main concession area for your free gift, a priceless treasure looted from the Iraqi National Museum. Congratulations!
And… wait a minute… yes, we’ve just received word that although the war is only three weeks old, the Cubs have already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Oh, too bad. Maybe next year! On with the game…
You’re right. Baseball isn’t as fun to watch as this is.
Hah! I’m sure that Troy can call on Ferndale and Hazeltucky to help offset any threat from Royal Oak. (Besides, you’d never make it through Clawson unless they repaved Crooks or Rochester Rd.)
And we have a treat tonight, folks! Now coming onto the field is Britney Spears, here to sing the national anthem and then to throw out the first grenade!
The war is more fun to watch than baseball, there’s not all that yukky scratchin’ going on.
unclviny
Underpants.
TOOTHPASTE!
Bad combination. It would chafe. Hey! You don’t suppose that’s why baseball players are always scratching down there, do you?