Please dont steal my things (aka Go Fuck Yourself)

Let me tell you a story
Recently i lent my Portable Media Device (See: Kodak MC3 Player) to a friend for a few weeks.
Today at school he brought it back to me.
He gave the actual device in the carrying case, and the USB thing that u connect to your computer to actually load the images/videos/songs to and from the player.
I put it all in my bag, it appeared to be safe in my bag you see, as it doesnt get thrown around at all, and it is with me 90% of the day.

The day goes well, i even get a 16/20 on my English film comparison (Romeo + Juliet… Zeffirelli & Luhrmann).

Period 7, 2 periods after lunch i realise that the camera is not in my bag. I tell myself that one of my friends took it as a joke you know, to get me all worried.
I immediately sent an SMS (thats a message from your cell/mobile phone) to the guy who borrowed it recently i asked if he had it or knows who has it.
He said no.

I was freaking out.

I went to the two rooms i was when i wasn’t positive that i had it there.

One of the teachers said that after class she walked around the room cleaning up, and the other room was locked, but i dont think it was in that room anyway.

That leaves one option… someone at my school (and a CATHOLIC school mind you) went through my bag and stole my camera.
What kind of sicko does that sort of fucking thing?

The nerve of some fucking morons who take a camera and leave behind THE FUCKING TRANSFER BASE FOR IT!

They KNOW its mine… it has pictures of me and my friends ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE FUCKING THING!

I just thought now… maybe someone will turn it in?

:smack: No they wont you fucking moron… THEY TOOK IT OUT OF YOUR BAG!

I might have to investigate… me and the fat end of my baseball bat.

Someones wants to fuck around with the unfuckaroundable.

So a big FUCK YOU to the cockwitted moronfaced FUCKNOSED ASSWANK who has my camera.

Love, Jarrod.

Not 100% clear in the OP, and since it’s 3 AM, my comprehension skills might not be 100%:

Did you verify that you had the camera et al, and later noticed it was gone, or did you just happen to peek inside and notice it was gone later?

Ok… the camera turned up.
It fell out of my bag and a kind sould handed it into student services.

FUCKING STUPID BAGS, CANT HOLD A DAMN THING.

GOD DAMN GRAVITY, ALWAYS PULLING MY SHIT TO THE FLOOR.

[sub]snork[/sub]

Well, I for one hope that you have learnt something today.

  • Bubba.

“Unfuckaroundable” just ain’t what it used ta be, it seems.

Sure, i fucked up.
Im the first to say it.
It isnt like i directly threatened anyone, i just needed to vent my anger.
But dont you worry i have more anger where this came from.
I might make a post, but i dont want to explain the whole story of the ex girlfriend, i dont think i can be bothered.