Leopard or bust!
I thought changing districts was a desperation move- but it worked! She’ll have a whole new set of constituents to dismay. I wonder who suggested the strategy for her? That person will go on my “graves to piss on” list.
She likely would have had no problem getting renominated in her old district. But she came within a hair of losing the general election in her red-but-not-deep-red district. Her switch gives her a deeper red district to run in and gives Republicans a better shot at holding her old district with a Republican not named Boebert.
Ended up being a pretty smart strategy all around.
Nevermind.
It really did. I expected voters to reject the carpet bagger, but I had forgotten the Republican Party loves a good clown show these days.
Today is the day! Lauren Boebert will find that she is not Trump’s VP choice. Also MTG. Puppy Killer Noem still possible.
I have her rally music here (to the tune of “Pumped Up Kicks”):
All the pups and kids down at the gravel pit
You better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the pups and kids down at the gravel pit
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
Of course now she will say she only shot the puppy in the ear…