My name (first post btw waves) is an homage to my all time favourite comedian Spike Milligan. He was without doubt a genius, and is my all-time comedy hero. If you like The Simpsons, South Park, Ricky Gervais/The Office or Monty Python then Spike was inspiration and Grandaddy to them all.
Prince Charles was a noted fan, and Milligan caused a stir by calling him a “little grovelling bastard” on television in 1994. He later faxed the prince, saying “I suppose a knighthood is out of the question now?”
Some of my favourite Spike quotes…
“Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.”
“I can’t see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.”
“I told you I was ill” - his epitaph.
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
“I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”
“And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.”
“It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.”
He has a huge body of work, but please please please check out “Adolf Hitler: My part in his downfall”, the first part of his war memoirs. They are truly wonderful - completely hilarious, but also there’s a pathos in his writing that he never allows to get over-sentimental.
Warning: Too damn funny to read on the bus - unless you like spraying diet coke out of your nose onto the rather disgusted old lady in front of you. Oh dear…