He is imthjckaz’s son and my quasi-stepson, and he just started posting last night. Of course, the purple pride refers to the fact that he is a Minnesota Vikings fan! He is fourteen years old, and his name is Jarrod.
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Jarrod, welcome to the board. Try not to hijack any threads.
Welcome, Jarrod! I’m pretty new here too, nice to not be “the newest kid on the block” anymore. Hope you enjoy your stay! Any friend/relation of Spider Woman’s has got to be good people she seems very cool.
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I just wanted to say that this has been done before.
(Who would’ve thought I’d use that same phrase twice in less than 10 minutes? 
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Welcome to the SDMB.
I just realized that I might be wanted on this message board. Well my name is Jarrod, as you may know, I am 14, new at these message boards, love the Minnesota Vikings, and from Minnesota.
Thank you all for welcoming me to the Straight Dope Message Board!
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Nart Fack
Thanks, Enderw23, Rasa and Silver Fire! I won’t be on much for the rest of the day, because lots of people will want computer time (including our newbie here). I’ll check back in later!
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Huh? I was hijacking a thread and was transported here!
Verrrrry clever, Spider Woman. As long as I’m here…
Welcome Purple Pride!
Hiya PurplePride!
This is a fun and addictive board. Glad you could join us!
I would like to thank Dire Wolf and Tabithina for Welcoming me!
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Vikings play tonight at 7 p.m. central! GO VIKINGS!!
Corrupting the minors again Spider Woman? 
Welcome PuRpLe PrIdE, have fun!
Howdy, PP, it’s nice to meet you! Please tell Spidey that I’ve been enjoying the movies we’ve been going to Hope to meet you soon!
BTW, I, too, am looking forward to the slaughter of the Bears
Nobody’s perfect . …
::waves::
Welcome aboard Jarrod. Spidey is a great gal, and if you’re anything like her, you’ll have a lot of fun here too.
All the best,
Chris
PS: Remember to try and get some homework done when you’re not visiting here.
Hi everyone, and thanks again!
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too late, she already got to me, hahahaha
well Spidey, you’ve done it again, and anyone good enough for you, is good enough for me!
good luck vying for time on the computer now though, haahahah
P.S. I"M NO LONGER THE YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THE SDMB PAGE!!!
Thanks Ad Noctum. As you may found out by now Spidey accidently forgot to clear the cookies AGAIN. So that is why I had a spider at the bottom of ‘my’ post.
THANKS AGAIN TO YOU ALL!
Postscript-
don’t mind Satan, he is a smartass
Thanks Ad Noctum for the advice. I will keep it in mind!
Thanks again!
Hey hey PP.
Welcome! You’ll have fun, just make sure that you never ask anyone what felching and squicking are.