Or just shoot me. Or something.
We had joy, we had fun,
We had seasons in the sun,
But the wine and the song,
Like the seasons have all gone.
Ahh…
Thanks, that did it.
You are quite welcome, sea-monkey boy. 
You know, a skilled surgeon should be able to remove Mr. Iglesias from your head without significant scarring. He’s small, shouldn’t bruise too much.
jayjay
PS: would you dance…if I asked you to dance?
would you run and never look back?
would you cry if you saw me crying?
would you save my soul tonight?
runs away
I can also recommend Que Sera Sera or Pop Musik as a replacement. Adequately annoying.
Im-a leavin’, on a jet plane,
don’t know when I’ll be back again
If I were you, I think I would have stuck with Enrique…
La la la, la la la-la la,
la la la, la la la-la la
I just can’t get you outta my head…
Dammit jayjay, now he’s back!!!
And no amount of John Denver lyrics will ever make him go away…
And I just thought of something (always dangerous, I know): if I ask a Supreme Being for help and Myrnalene shows up and provides said help does that mean that he/she is a representative of said Power? And if someone, say jayjay, shows up and reinserts Enrique into my skull, wouldn’t that mean that this person is a representative of a darker, more malign power? We’ve got a setting here that’s just ripe for some sort of Apocalyptic showdown… 
Well, now…I never claimed to be working for the Good Guys, did I?
As a matter of fact, there are several people on another board who would be quite happy to tell you I’m in league with Satan.
jayjay
*I took a fish head
out to see a movie
it didn’t cost he
got in for free
fish heads, fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads, fish heads
eat them up
YUM*
No, silly Wabbit, quite obviously we must conclude that Terry Jacks is God. I am merely (as I have so often been told) an angel.
[sub] Actually, I am just afraid that in an apocalyptic showdown jayjay would kick my ass.[/sub]
Is it Escape? I can’t get the beat of that song out of my head either.
You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my song.
POW
There.
That should take care of it.
[Lloyd Bentsen voice]
I know Satan.
And I’m here to tell you, JayJay, that you are not in Satan’s league!
[/Lloyd Bentsen voice]
Although, to be totally honest, you and he do agree on a lot of issues…
(no offense intended; I couldn’t resist the opportunity to pun off your post. BTW, thanks for the kind words in the thread the troll over there started.)
The link that was supposed to be in that last post:
I read this somewhere and it has always worked for me. Sing “The Farmer in the Dell.”
You know…
The farmer in the dell
the farmer in the dell
hi ho the derry-o
the farmer in the dell.
The farmer takes a wife
the farmer takes a wife
hi ho the derry-o
the farmer takes a wife.
Absolutely NO ability to stick in your head, especially if you make up verses like I do.
[sub]…the wife sucks his dick, the wife sucks his dick…[/sub]