Yesterday morning while driving along the radio played the Muppet version of the 12 days of Christmas.
Since then I’ve been going around singing “Fiiiiive Golllllld Riiiiiiiiings!” in a very poorly imitated Miss Piggy voice.
I can’t stop.
Ah, that’s okay. Muppet induced sanity loss is normal.
Ever since I saw that sketch with Animal and Michelle Pfeiffer, I have a tendency to yell (mostly inwardly, thank God) “Woman!!! WOOOMAN!!!” whenever I see a pretty woman…
I’m not sure Ms. Piggy should be blamed…the song itself is pretty annoying.
Worse, my former housemate had that song on vinyl, and during one of her big moments the record skips. So we always sing:
“Fiiiiiiive gooooold riiiiiiii[sub]ii[/sub]IIIIIIngs!”
The song sounds weird if it doesn’t skip now.
Boy to I ECHO that statement. Unlike the Grinch, I love Christmas the whold Christmas season - but I detest the 12 days of Christmas and all of its “novelty” rip-offs.
you forgot the…
BAH-DUMP-BUMP-BUMP!
Oh, he’s been doing that one for years. I, for one, admire the honesty of his approach.
Thank you, Max. Somebody had to do it.
Max, you are evil beyond reckoning.
[Beaker]meeeeeep, meep, meep, meep, meep.[/Beaker]
bada bada, pa pee pee ree pee, bada bada, pa pee ree pee, bada bada, pa pee pee ree pee, pee ree pee…
just think chickens and a piano…
And I just got it out of my head about three days ago!!! damn…
here we go again…
Heh heh. I was listening to that album (on tape) last night while baking ginger snaps. Started singing along to Animal’s parts:
RUN RUN REINDEER!
I think Christmas is finally starting to get to me…
Bork, bork, bork!
Ironically, we’re listening to this right now.
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat…
(Verrain taped it from vinyl years ago. We can even hear the record skips!)