Was it last Friday or this Friday? What is the Fifth Year Anniversary, anyway–paper, leather, Calphalon?
Whatever. Happy Anniversary, babe. From the lofty standpoint of one who tomorrow celebrates Number 26, I will tell you that it only gets better, like wine.
Expensive wine, that is. Not the cheap stuff. May you have a marriage that is like Chateau Lafite Rothschild '95 (an excellent year), and not like Le Quik-Stop Thinner du Paint '00.