So, if you take a picture of a dead aborigine, do you give them their soul back?
If carrots make you see better, how come Bugs Bunny couldn’t tell what was up?
You think hurricanes get upset that they’ve never been named Zena or Zelda?
Do dogs ever do it human style?
If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?
If a thread gets locked in a forum, and no one has been around to respond, will I make a sound?
{hey, I’m just feeling wacky tonight, m’kay? Got any more?)
If we smack you silly, will anyone else complain?
is ‘All generalizations are false’ true?
If a person declares his body to be its’ own country, would going to the bathroom be considered “smuggling”?
What does it mean when a person says “Out of whack”? What is “Whack”?
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
What IS Particle Man like? And why isn’t it important?
Why don’t they make Senior Mints?
How come when you’re on the train and you go over a crossing, the bells are always ringing?