Please, no board wars!

Could we please have a sticky reminding folks not to incite wars with other message boards?

Because people need to be reminded of that? And if they were reminded, they’d stop?

Interesting concept. Could be applied elsewhere if it worked.

I must have missed the declaration of hostilities. Where do I sign up?

You’re best bet is to report the post, Darth Nader, and let a mod handle it. Otherwise, did you have something recent and specific in mind, or was this a general concern? You’re welcome to PM or e-mail me if you don’t want to get into the specifics of it publicly.

I say we sever diplomatic relations with the Cheez Whiz recipe board on the Kraft website. It will serve as an example that will send a clear enough message to all our enemies.

While we’re at it, can we have stickies reminding members not to leap into wood chippers while wearing tuxedos, not to launch kittens with a trebuchet on Thursdays and never, ever lick a running chainsaw. Thanks!

We can’t risk our recalled diplomats being viewed as a sign of weakness. The safest option is a decapitation strike and occupation. A strong InterBoard military is the clearest and safest way forward during these troubled times.

I, for one, am not willing to sit down at the table with Yahoo Answers! without some very strong preconditions.

Yes, board wars can be a risk.

Board War! Huh!

What is it good for? Absolutely nothin’!

Hah! I’ve got an ace. Beat that!

It’s true. Going into battle armed only with lumber is fruitless.