I just Amazoned the Rabbit Habit Personal Massager. Yikes! That thing looks dangerous! I presume it is not as sharp as it looks. It might give me nightmares.
I have a Rabbit, and I highly recommend it. You can use one part without the other or both at the same time. I really like the fact that the vibration is controlled by a roller switch (not sure if that’s the right phrase) as opposed to having static settings. We bought mine at a local shop, and they suggested that the ones with the controls built in to the handle last longer since the cord is usually what frays/breaks. My only issue with that is the occasional accidental turning OFF at just the … wrong moment. It uses four AA batteries, and since our camera and remotes use them as well, we have good-quality rechargeables and two rechargers.
Why? 
Hee hee hee…well me and my SO…well we don’t use it on our teeth anymore…
(and yes we are filthy pervs)
This is all you need. You won’t want to leave the house.
Crap…NSFW seriously. Sorry.
Hey, easy, I’m at 30% chub right now.
The appropriate smiley —> :eek:
You are correct in your presumption: it is not sharp at all! The covering is a soft gel-like material. The one I have is extremely comfortable to use.
Anyone else imagining a spike in the demand put on power stations all around the world?
BzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZAAAAPPP!
The wife & I have been looking for a long time, for one of the ones that fits over the hand. You used to see the type in old barbershop scenes in the movies when the barber would give a “scalp massage”.
The ones I’ve seen (on tv) have been chrome, and strapped to the top of the hand, therefore vibrating the entire hand. I want to be involved! 
We have a plug in, “stick type”, but it’s gotten too loud as the motors have worn out.
I just yesterday had to go the neighborhood love store to pick up a new one.
Not sure how it works yet, but I’ll letya know!!! 
This is a very interesting thread! I need a new ‘buddy’ about every 2-3 years so I am always on the lookout for a new one. I like lots of vibration so I end up, er…kissing a lot of frogs trying to find a new one. My old ‘Warhammer’ died recently so I tried a Hitachi Magic Wand. It’s not doing it for me so I’ve been thinking of going down to the local adult store to see if they will let me test drive a few. No, you pervs, just plug 'er in and gauage the rpm!
As I recall, my first post on the Dope was about finding my grandmother’s bakelite massager and using it for years until the wires and insulation broke down and finally sprayed me with molten copper during some afternoon delight. :eek:
Good luck,** MouseMaven**! As I recall, personal time when I was pregnant was some of the very, very best!
Does anyone know if there is a sort of Consumer Reports of vibrators? I’d love a technical comparison of torque, rpm, pitch, yaw, PSI, volume, speed and velocity of the top brands.
Geek? No, just know what I want.
hahahahahahahahaha
aren’t we just so naughty!!!
Thanks everybody! This had been a very educational thread.
I’m concerned about later in pregnancy when things may be more. . . challenging. Another thing I’ve been looking at are the position pillows. Maybe I’ll start another thread on those looking for suggestions.
You USED a bakelite massager? Do you have any idea what bakelite is worth these days? My Og, the lost profit.
Yeah well, my thighs weren’t worthless!
As I recall though, I saved the attachments for sentimental reasons and hoped they might make jewelry some day…
It was good all the way through, but it did get…er, sweatier and more vivid.
butler1850 - look for the Edward Pussy Hand by Nasstoys. There’s another version available called the Fukuoku Glove, but I think it’s overpriced.
Layaspot is the iPod of vibrators, or so I’ve been told (and can I say I had no idea Amazon sold ‘personal massagers’?). Google for verrry positive reviews.