Some of you may not know her: Medea’s Child (Kathryn) is a new poster, an extremely friendly, bright lady with the kindest of hearts. (She sent me a picture; trust me, she’s also very attractive)
But she’s also a very courageous and brave individual, as you’ll see if you read this thread:
Despite the tender years, she’s been through a lot, especially recently, but she never fails to retain a cheerful attitude and upbeat demeanor. She’s a new friend, but some who I already hope stays my friend, and sticks around on the board, for a long time.
She turns 19 on July 3rd, and since the board will be down for a period of time, I thought I’d start this thread early.
Please join me in wishing a very special lady a very happy birthday!
Oh, and hon–you made my sig! Trust me, I think it’s a special honor!
Reason number trwo for starting this thread today is that Kathryn (Medea’s Child) will be away visiting a friend for a while this coming week. I dunno if she’s going to check the board today or tomorrow, since she’s busy this weekend, but let’s hope she does.
See you later, honey. Have fun and don’t go trying any Ecstasy:)
Oh my goodness! All the nice people! Thank so you so much Dan and Patrick. Thank you Monster104, ssskuggiii, Shayna, Brunetter, Ayesha, and Scotti. Thanks for the song dave. I’m chortling and my mom wants to know what is wrong with me. Thanks for the vote of confidence Ayesha.
Sorry this is so incoherent, I’m just very touched. (Not that I am any more coherent on a normal basis…)
Whoosh! good going Bosda! no finer gift could be made than some awful word play. As well for you MisterEcks! Great fun!
thank you TroubleAgain, for going to the trouble.
have a good third everyone, and stay out of northern Michigan, I am hoping the traffic won’t be too bad for my drive.
Happy birthday! I have it on the highest authority that all the finest people were born right before the 4th of July. Have a great time and a safe journey.
Kathryn told me in a private e-mail that she showed this thread to her mother, as she wanted her mother to see that other people use the internet besides perverts and stalkers. Decent people, use it, too.
I regret to inform you that it didn’t help: while this thread in itself was innocuous enough, maybe even beneficial to her mother’s opinion of net denizens, her mother, unfortunately, looked at some of the other threads and is PISSED. Not only about what her sweet, innocent, virginal daughter said, but also about some guy named “im a puma” (or something like that) who keeps trying to talk about sexual topics with her.
I heard something about a restraining order. Or hit man. (Kathryn wasn’t too clear on this).
Fortunately, there was one exception. Her mom actually LIKED one individual. Apparently she told Kathryn:
“and yet there is a virtuous man whom I have often noted in thy company, but I know not his name…if that man
should be lewdly given, he deceiveth me…I see virtue in his looks. If then the tree may be known by the fruit, as the fruit by the tree, then, peremptorily I speak it, there is virtue in that [DRY]: him keep with, the rest banish. And tell me now, thou naughty varlet, tell me, where hast
thou been this month?”
All right, so I stole that quote from Shakespeare. Anyone know the play? Kathryn? Anyone? Bueller?
Happy Birthday Medea’s Child (Kathryn, I believe).
This is still being sent on July 3rd, my time. If it’s July 4th your time, then Happy Belated Birthday.
A Birthday Greetings Written Just For You:
To the depths of the sea or to a mountain top,
Through the years you will travel far.
All the while remember, no matter where you stop,
What a special person you are!
