Poem -- Surprise Ending!

I just couldn’t keep this to myself any longer. Here’s hoping this is the correct forum.

In the poem Footsteps in the Sand by Mary Stevenson, the narrator, who is walking along the beach with the Lord and reviewing scenes from her life, notices that during the most trying periods of her life there had only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, she wonders, had the Lord not been there for her when she needed Him most?

The answer, revealed in the spoiler box below, may surprise you:

It was because those were the times when the Lord carried her (hence only the one set of prints)!

Brilliant!

With all due respect, I don’t believe too many readers of this forum will be surprised. That poem is well-known to the point of parody.

He was doing shots of Jamaican rum at the resort bar?

What does god need with footprints? :dubious:

Serious note: hopesperson, Great Debates is the forum for religious discussion and witnessing. I’ll ask a mod to move it for you.

How large were the Lord’s footprints? (I wanna surprise him with some nice boots for Diwali.)

While you’re getting back to me with that answer, I’m gonna move this on over to GD.

Wha? What do you want us to debate here?

The mandatory Onion article

Okay, a proposition. Though schmaltzy and egregious to the point of glurginess, “Footprints” does say something worthwhile, and not necessarily religious in nature:

Perception does not always equate to reality, and in particular when an emotional “down” is involved. Sometimes one just cannot see the support that actually is proferred.

Debate.

It’s religious. Religious goes in GD almost by default.

I’m basically a bad person and I so want to make fun of this, but the OP is just so damn earnest that I just don’t have the heart.

Couldn’t agree more. :slight_smile:

But it’s a poem, and poems go in CS.

I want to know if God could make sand so pliable that even he could not make footprints in it.

Oh, yeah? Well, it takes place on a beach and obviously conversation about vacation places goes in IMHO!

Wait. No. That came out wrong.

My apologies for mixing up the forum. I actually meant for the OP to be in MPSIMS – not meant to be a debate, too dumb for CS. I saw this poem on a co-worker’s desk this afternoon. I hadn’t seen it in a while, and for some reason it struck me as particularly silly today, “surprise” ending and all (no offense intended). I should have made the tone more clear.

Anyway, I will now retreat back to my cave in Lurkdom.

Ahhhhh. Sarcasm never works over the Internet. :wink:

Or could he make a poem so glurgey that even he couldn’t stand to read it?

Yes.

It’s still a good lesson. Sometimes, even in the darkest hours, step back from yourself, and realize you’re not alone.