Do not ask for whom the Pole dances, he dances for thee
What better inspiration to call out god’s name than an attractive woman swinging on a pole.
No, it’s probably Baptist. Welch’s grape juice all the way.
What kind of bouncers do suppose they would employ at church? And would they all be named Peter?
Didn’t Skald once mention his church having belly dancing classes? If I remember correctly, you didn’t do it in front of men, but only in class. Is this like that?
If they enjoy Christian pole dancing, they should try Evangelical flirty fishing.
Almost twenty years ago, a friend of a friend was dating a stripper, and she reported to us that several of her colleagues (not her) were Christians. It may be more common than either Christian or strip-club leadership wish to admit.
Back when I was a dancer I remember we had a girl who wouldn’t work on Sundays because she was Catholic.
Where exactly in the church would the stripper pole be installed? On the dias with the preacher? In and amongst the choir? Or beside the organ? Or are there multiple ones throughout the pews so the congregation can express their fervent love for the Lord?
Who’s organ?
What would Jesus tip.
I would think it would depend on the congregation.
When you have one that sits quietly and listens to the pastor, mumbling their pre-scripted responses quietly and letting the choir sing (if they open their hymnal, its only to mouth the words), one pole is going to be sufficient. Probably up by the alter, and it can probably only be used by the female deacon of the pole.
In a speaking in tongues congregation, where you are expected to act as the spirit moves you - and the spirit moves people a LOT, you probably need far more poles, you might want to move out the pews…
Maybe it was this song.
Ya know, at first I was afraid, yeah, I was petrified.
In his case the Mohel got the tip.
Peace
LIONsob
Interesting song for a father to have his 14 year old daughter perform. Good old country and western family values.
Pole dancin’ for the Lord…
And He’s tuckin’ salvation in their G-strings.
From the link, they aren’t actually dancing in church. Not that they couldn’t if some church wanted to try it, but no one seems to have gone that far. Right now, one lady has started a pole dancing class because she finds it spiritual and wants to encourage other women to exercise and find that same spirituality. They currently do it in her studio, though I suppose some of them might eventually get their own poles to use at home. What they do in the privacy of their own home…
“What happens with Jesus, stays with Jesus.” 
Eh, that’s a pretty meaningless criteria. Gangsters and child-rapers and drug-dealers will profess to be Christians, too.* Heck, a fair number of them wear crosses on necklaces while they dance. The threshhold for being a christian is pretty thin (do you profess to believe in Jesus and God?), and people can rationalize all kinds of things to allow actions that are widely disparate from their nominal beliefs.
*Not equating strippers with the above. Not at all. Just pointing out by extremes.
Paul Thorn has some pretty interesting songs. If you listen to the lyrics it comes across as critical of the hypocrisy in religion or at least in some that profess to practice it.
[QUOTE=Paul Thorn:Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper (chorus)]
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she’ll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He’d prob-ly kill her
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Paul Thorn:Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper (one of the choruses)]
One night down at the club
Her daddy walked in
He didn’t recognize
His daughter dancing
She wore a blonde wig
He had sunglass
When she got naked
He started clapping
[/QUOTE]
Jesus is a non tipper