I bet some of those lepers are great tippers!
Yeah, but he didn’t really eat out much, either.
I’m not gonna touch that one with a ten foot (stripper) pole!
Of course. That was kind of the point. Except that it’s a mistake to think that all of these people must be violating their nominal beliefs, as there is no consensus view of what nominal Christian beliefs are.
Yeh, I wanna see priests and nuns swinging around poles during the hymns…
:smack: I didn’t notice what thread we were in and was just responding to the last few posts. My lame joke became unintentionally funnier.
Padre? There’s a hair in my Communion wine?
Don’t be ridiculous. Strippers don’t have pubic hair. They wax that shit off. Ever heard of chafing? 
^^^^^Voice of Experience.
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Biblical Scholars, please help. I notice that both the ladies in the top pic are wearing rather impressive high-heeled shoes. Is there any mention of footwear in the bible? I’m guessing that all that talk about how Jesus heels (sic) is not related?
Perhaps Jesus had spike heels driven through his hands and feet.
Yes, I did. I don’t know that the belly dancing classes excluded men as such, but certainly I never saw any enrolled while I was a member. They had no qualms about dancing where I could see them, and they regularly give public performances to which all and sundry are welcome.
First Congo doesn’t actually GIVE the classes, by the way. They rent space to a group named Desert Rose that does; they also rent space to a daycare, a midwifery, a psychology collective, a children’s-music instructor, Narcotics’ Anonymous, and a couple others I have probably left out.