Police Blotter

[Johnny_L.A]

July 3: A man called 911 demanding that his wife be deported to back to Asia. On arrival at the home on F Street, officers found an intoxicated 46-year-old Blaine resident who was upset that his wife would not cook dinner. A record check showed the demanding husband was wanted on an outstanding warrant. He was arrested and booked into jail in time for a free dinner.

What’s on your police blotter?

[OtakuLoki]

@Johnny L.A.

What’s on your police blotter?

Have you seen the Arcata Eye’s Police Log?

Sunday, June 17 1:38 a.m.
A squadron of drummers, like six
Used Stewart Park’s swingset for kicks
They throttled the skins
Till coppers weighed in
And the wee-hour bopfest was nixed

(Sorry, locally, I got nothing.)

[Cabin_Fever_1]

@Johnny L.A.

What’s on your police blotter?

On September 5, 2006, Cabin_Fever was pulled over for not using his turn signal. A record check indicated a warrant for an unpaid check. The kind officer tried his best to get someone to take me into custody, but evidently I was just a small fish in a big pond that night.
I was let go with a stern warning to “take care of this tomorrow, or I’ll be knocking on your door to arrest you”.

I did, and I owe him at least a cuppa of java for not taking me to jail.
So now my fingerprints are recorded.
I had better behave from now on, 'cause The Man knows where to find me.