From Cascadia Weekly’s ‘Fuzz Buzz’: On April 11, that fellow was again spotted masturbating in Whatcom Falls Park.
On April 11, Bellingham paramedics transported a woman to the hospital after she deliberately cut her private parts with a sharp pruning tool.
On April 10, police learned a Bellingham resident had sent $1,000 to Jamaica on the instructions of someone who claimed to be an FBI agent.
In other news, roomie and I were headed to Bellingham yesterday when traffic on the freeway came to a halt. Here’s why. He has the same surname as a local propane supplier, real estate agents, and park.
From The Northern Light: April 13: Dispatch reported that two small dogs were running loose and unattended on D Street near Allan Street. An officer arrived in the area and searched for the dogs, but they must have been really, really small.
Festivities at a dainty soirée in the 400 block of Fourth Street became slightly unruly when a woman in the parking area started vomiting. A gallant male attendee clad in reversed baseball cap and camouflage jacket rushed to her aid with a somewhat unconventional form of assistance – urinating on her, then running away.
Weird. It worked yesterday. When I put the guy’s name into google, that link comes up – but the paper says it’s no good. Anyway, there was a crash. Only that.
“Jonathan Vander Yacht (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) 26, was driving south on I-5 near Birch Bay-Lynden Road when he lost control of his car and struck a tree in the median at about 1:15 p.m.”