Poll: Dopers quantify your sexuality please

Female, 1

Male. 1 and change. Let’s say a buck twenty five.

Male, 0.

Is it just me, or do other people see “Male - 1” and think “Male. Negative one. Really, really, really straight. I’m talking laser-beams, baby…”

Male, 5

Male, 1.5

Female, 1.

not a female or a hermaphrodite, uno.

Female, 1.

Female, 0

Female, 2.5 About. I guess.

-ish.

Male, 1

ISO Female(s), 2.5-3.5 ages 20-30, knockout(s). Degree in physics/theoretical mathematics preferred. For loving, committed menage a troi, quatre, cinq…

What? Not scientific enough?

Male, 0

Female - about 5.5.

Male. 5.75

So, what’d you have in mind?

I’d be a perfect 6.0 if it weren’t for Nicole Kidman, btw. I think if I had to beget an heir for the sake of a kingdom I could do so with her, or with Uma Thurman so long as she wore the black wig from PULP FICTION.

I find that when my physique becomes more circular, I change from a near 6 to a 3.14159265 however.

Female. 1.

Strangely, I find the concept of being hit on by another woman appealing. The thought of actually doing something about it–not appealing. I’m such a deviant!

Female, 1. I rarely find other females attractive. You know when your guys friends ask you “is she cute?” I always have to say “uhhh… I don’t think so… but maybe?” I have kissed the odd lass, in a drunken-cast-party context, but it didn’t really do anything for me.

Male, 0.

Female, gravitating between 2 and 4. Sometimes I’m gayer/straighter than other times, but it all averages out to a 3.

Female - 0