If you had made this a public poll you would probably have gotten different results.
When I worked at Gamestop I once jerked off to a picture of Tori Wilson in an old WWE Smackdown vs RAW strategy guide (we kept all the strategy games not out on the floor in the bathroom as reading material).
Until I saw this poll, it had never occurred to me that anyone would get themselves off at work. People seriously do that? Damn, where do you people work???
Well, I’m at a point in my life where the wind blowing can give me a hard-on. I get agitated if I get hard and don’t ejaculate (even if I’ve since gone soft again). I don’t quite know how to explain it but I think it’s the same with most other guys.
I actually do with a coworker.
Um, not a lot, but sure, what’s the big deal?
I’m almost 35 and I’m still that way.
Ugh! Normally I wouldn’t care, but I’ve seen your picture and you look like a (much) younger version of my mother. Talk about your unfortunate mental images…
Same here, although I usually don’t masturbate during the day while I’m working.
Uhm, eww. One look at my coworkers and any mood is killed.
I’ve seen her picture too.
I need to go to work…
I’m sorry if that’s offensve ES - just joking
But yeah, I don’t know if most guys are like me but once I get it in my mind I can’t concentrate on a damn thing untill it’s no longer a distraction, and someone has to post the financials today, so…
Heh. It’s occurred to me, but so has the thought of punching coworkers…I don’t do that, either, as stress relieving as they both seem to be (in theory).
I picked “Yes, and I know others who have too”, but it was at school, not at work. And I wasn’t alone either. 
For a few years, I worked from home as a phone sex operator. Hey, what can I say? On a few calls, I got hot, too. On some of those, my orgasm at the end wasn’t faked!
Now, well, I still work from home. So. . .
You worked as a phone sex operator?! Join the ranks of my favorite posters.
HELL NO. If you have to do you should not disgrace yourself where you can be caught easily.
This is a poll for people who have had jobs to masturbate at.
Ditto here but I could see double clicking my mouse at work should the urge strike me. 
What’s so disgraceful - masturbating? If God didn’t want us to masturbate, She wouldn’t have made our arms long enough to reach our genitals.