Curtis, seriously?
Is it possible to refrain from witnessing in every thread you participate in and accept the fact that your morality is not shared by EVERYONE?
If school counts as work.
Caught? Wtf dude, go into the bathroom and use a stall. You don’t just whip it out in a unscheduled conference room.
Remind me never to work with you (when you’re old enough to work).
I love that as I looked at the IMHO page, this thread title was followed by “What gets grease stains out of clothes?” 
Well, that and people who aren’t convinced that masturbation as wrong. :rolleyes:
And put me down as WTF? The idea never even occurred to me.
No, just work.
That wouldn’t stop a lot of people.
What, really? As often as I get erect, that would pretty freakin’ annoying. It doesn’t bother me at all if I don’t get off when incidentally aroused.
Doesn’t bother me either. Never has. I get probably a dozen erections per day.
Nope. But, then again, I don’t go to the bathroom either. I never bothered taking a break. My jobs were all something rather simple, like putting books back on their shelves at the library. I just stayed busy
Now, at college, it was another story. After a while, I think I made it a goal to do it in every bathroom. It had to do with the fact that I was so sensitive that merely thinking about talking to a girl was sufficient stimulation.
Fuck it, yes I have. No more details are needed, except that I was also sleeping with one of the hottest women at the place. Her presence was a turn on thaqt had to be addressed. Control was secondary to job security.
There wasn’t a choice of, “No, but I would if I could.”
Or, “Yes, who doesn’t”, for that matter.
Hey it gets boring here at night with nothing to do, sometimes I’ll be chatting it up with a girl on my phone and have to… take care of things.
Well, there was the time I was doing a zoning assessment and the urge hit me at some random person’s office.
Then there’s a long gap until my most recent job. I had a bad attack of spicy diarrhea, and I noticed my nether regions were a bit tingly. It seemed like a good idea at the time, not to mention it’s a large and well-maintained bathroom.
Many years ago. When I was 14-18. I worked at a business that sometimes I had no whole days with no one else around. Or during the school year I was going to school hoping a train then working 4-5 hours. Never beat off in school, had to do it sometime.
After that never once at work. I work for myself now in other peoples homes, I’d never consider beating off in a customers house. I can always go home anytime I want…
Aren’t you work masturbators worried about, like, hidden cameras and microphones? You don’t want to end up on one of those FOX “Caught on the Job” specials, do you? Or am I just extremely paranoid?
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to put cameras in bathrooms. If not, oh well. They can enjoy the video of me jerking.
I used to work in porn.
And no, I haven’t.
Well of course not. Wouldn’t that make your job harder?