Plus it’s just unprofessional for the fluffers to fluff themselves on the job.
Quite. I wouldn’t be able to hold the camera steady, for starters. Plus, it would make the floors sticky.
I’ve seen male horses masturbating, and they don’t even have hands!
Sorry, I meant to only reply to the first part of his comment. It doesn’t really bother me not to get off (though of course I’d rather 
). I mostly meant that being easily aroused doesn’t necessarily go away when you get out of your teens/early 20’s.
I wish this poll had been divided by sex. I have sometimes envied a woman’s ability to be stealthy about masturbation, if she so chooses. Despite that, from what I know of the posters’ names here, it seems the majority of the Workplace Wankers crew are men.
“Fairer sex,” indeed.
You sure about that? I was always under the impression that women are loud when it comes to their masturbation (see NinetyWt’s post). I don’t make noise at all.
If I could think of the least desirable and appropriate place to masturbate, that would be work. I can’t even fathom why anyone would want to do this. I suppose I’m not surprised that people do it, but it really does boggle my mind.
Well, there you go - God wants everyone to masturbate. 
I think this is a difference in the sexes. Rushgeekgirl mentioned that she couldn’t imagine ever getting in the mood at work. That sounds so alien to me. In “the mood”? I get a boner and so I take care of it. It only takes three minutes and it’s done.
I don’t think at work (not during normal work hours anyway) but when I was at high school I once did during a physics class. (I mean in the classroom, under the desk. I kept my pants on though, and had to live with the consequences down there.)
Was the physics lesson on arc and trajectory? <giggles>
I have, when I was younger. And know that a woman I was flirting with did, on occasion.
I think this is really gonna depend on the woman. I don’t make any noise. I think for a some women masturbation can be a big deal involving toys, a great deal of time, etc. For others, it’s much like a man- rub, rub, okay let’s get on with the day.
I did once see a “Consumer Report” type show where contractors were videoed doing a job and then critiqued about what they did right or wrong.
One guy did get caught “working it” in the ladies bedroom, with her panties on tape.
Then there was also the pumber that peed into a plastic bowl, and tipped it into the washing machine with the family washing inside).
Have I masturbated at work? Yep.
Alsmost got caught once too. Under the desk, lucky it didn’t have a glass top when she walked in…
How exactly does a horse masturbate? Now I’m curious…
Most mammals will masturbate when left alone long enough. A male horse will slap its dick against its belly.
Funny because that’s how I do it, too.
Yeah, but if I couldn’t reach my genitals, it would make it awful difficult to pull back the ol’ turtle neck and aim :D:)
Brain Bleach, economy size please!
Huh…I could say that I slap mine against my chest…but that would be boasting
(and lying)
Well, I don’t remember. If I had been paying any attention to the physics, it probably wouldn’t have happened. But anyway, there was no arc or trajectory, everything stayed in my pants.