I will make this a poll, with all of the things that I can think of that could give someone a feeling of “release”, or ecstasy that under the right circumstances could rival an orgasm (or even top it).
You know the feeling… Holding in a pee until you are just about ready to explode, and you just make it to the toilet, barely getting the seat up and your pants down (for a guy) and peeing for 5 minutes. Think of the Tom Hanks pee in “A League of their Own”. Or, how about the sensation of a massive crap, either because you have had to hold it, or because you have been constipated for a couple of days and it finally gets out the door. OR, because the crap itself is so large you think you are moving a blowing ball out of your ass.
I’ll think of all of the things I can that might possibly make one feel good for a small period of time. No drugs, just the body, producing a feeling that is at some level pleasurable. If you answer “other”, please share with us what you were thinking of, as I’m sure I won’t identify them all.
Taking a cold shower if you have been out in the heat, or taking a hot shower when you come in from the cold.
A cold beer after working in the yard during a hot day is also nice. I don’t know if it is as good. But probably.
I’ve watched ‘I shouldn’t be alive’ episodes, the impression I get is that food and/or water (after they have been deprived for a while) and rescue produce massive waves of euphoria far beyond an orgasm.
The most euphoria I have ever experienced happened when I broke my first world record in archery flight shooting in my late 50’s. I felt a strange euphoric light feeling for almost 2 days.
The next time it happend I experienced nothing but a little joy.
I get basal cell carcinoma skin cancer. One of the treatments is to use a topical chemotherapeutic agent, 5-FU. It causes a rash that itches like a motherf#$%. When I’m in a hot shower and let the hot water hit it, man that is gooooood.
Delightful on so many levels… the simple sensation of over-fullness being suddenly released, the vibration of sensitive bodily parts, the joy of seeing the look on your friend’s face as he realizes you’ve locked the car windows up.
Tiny little squeakers. Big honking tuba farts. Watery machinegun farts that need a wipe after… well ok maybe not those ones. Silent But Deadly sneak attacks. The ones that make a perfect musical note. The ones you hear rumbling for an hour before they finally make their exit. The single sudden loud pop! farts. The one you’ve been holding in through the whole date until you can get to the bathroom. The one you accidentally let out in class and hope nobody noticed.
So many kinds of joy, every one of them priceless. Farts are proof The Universe has a sense of humor.
So true. I actually had on my list the “date fart” which is the fart you have when you are on your first date with someone you really like, and you are doing everything in your power not to blow it. As soon as you get that moment to yourself and you are out of earshot, you let loose. That does feel good…
Perhaps I was premature in creating this puzzle. With so many alternative choices coming up, maybe I should run another one.
No… I think this will do. Just check other and explain it, and if you want to pick a few of these, go right ahead. You can select as many as you want.
Perhaps this should have had a TMI label, but since I was using non-offensive words, like pee and poop, I figured we didn’t need anything like that.